Sure you COULD vote for Next Gen...

WickedLiquid

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But Toronto-sauraus Rex is the underdog! THE UNDERDOG PEOPLE!

So give Rakon and I a shot at glory. Do it for Tiny Tim. Do it for Zoidberg. Do it for the Sega Dreamcast. Do it for all the red shirts out there. Do it for the little Ewok who died in Return of the Jedi. Do it for that movie you like but everyone else dislikes.Do it for the children who need to believe that there is hope for the little guy!

ALSO, if you vote for my team I'll grant you special access to Covert Ops. All the Hummingbird Porn you could ask for!!!!

Access will be granted December 3rd, 2053

Right now Toronto-sauraus Rex is losing but YOU could be the one to make a dream come true for all the Asian women out there stored in Matt's basement. Don't think of it as supporting Canada, think of it as saving a handicapped child from a burning building in Iraq.

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It's not too late to be a hero.

You think those big guns are going to be there for you in 2053? Ha! One controls the forum, the other controls the game! Don't be a slave!! FIGHT THE POWER!
 
But remember, a vote for Toronto isn't a vote for asian women in Matt's basement. United Kingdomians don't even have basements... they have loos. Do you know what goes on in loos? WickedLiquid does.....

Have a seat over there Wicked. We'd like to ask you about these loos you've seen.
 
You're writing checks you can't cash, Wicked. And the only reason to fight the power is when the power is not aligned with you. In this case we know that much like Amaterasu, we are only as powerful as GR's belief in us. Believe in us...and you will get all the wolf/brush/pervy sprite awesomeness that you deserve.
 
Not only does Dan keep locking the thread, but look what is going on in Covert Ops!

danielrbischoff said:
MWAHAHAHA, these SHEEPLE have no choice but to bow down to their lords Next Gen.

Bretimus_v2 said:
Yeah, we took em all down and now they'll vote for us, what a bunch of grade A MORONS

used44 said:
Hey guys, that's not very nice...

danielrbischoff said:
SHUT UP and shine my shoes!

Bretimus_v2 said:
Yeah, and iron my boxer shorts! This time do it right!

used44 said:
Yes masters :(

Oh, if only someone could bring down this tyrany of evil!

Longo_2_Guns said:
Hey guys, got the new issue of Hummingbird Baby!


please note, quotes have been altered to add dramatic effect
 
WickedLiquid said:
Not only does Dan keep locking the thread, but look what is going on in Covert Ops!

Wicked said:
MWAHAHAHA, these SHEEPLE have no choice but to bow down to their lords Next Gen.

Liquid said:
Yeah, we took em all down and now they'll vote for us, what a bunch of grade A MORONS

Bretimus_v2 said:
Hey guy, that's not very nice for a Canadian...

Wicked said:
SHUT UP and shine my shoes!

Liquid said:
Yeah, and iron my boxer shorts! This time do it right!

Bretimus_v2 said:
Yes split personality masters :(

Oh, if only someone could bring down this tyrany of evil!

Longo_2_Guns said:
Hey guys, got the new issue of Hummingbird Baby!

Fixed to include the truth. The guy is crazy...and he has split personality syndrome. So he's always talking to himself. He's quite verbally abusive.

The Longo part need not be changed that parts true.
 
Urban, Sticky, Lantern, Nick, Gunner: vote for Toronto Pronto and you'll be like... like... something that rhymes with Pronto.

Damnit Rakon, where are you? What rhymes with Pronto?
 
Vote Longo_2_guns for write in candidate!

Because if you don't, I'll ban you and edit your post anyway!

SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER!
 
A vote for Torontosaurus-Rex is a vote for...

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An Asian girl!!! And who doesn't love a pretty Asian?
 
whoa whoa whoa, you guys should just stick to what you can handle. Here, offer everyone this babe and you'll receive ALL the damn votes!

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Look at that tongue action! Fuck yes.
 

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