SimBum, and other games you hope aren't

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  1. kingsam

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    From the makers of the Sims and SimCity comes an exciting new Life Simulator: SimBum!

    - Choose from seven different United States metropolises: LA, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Milwaukee, Portland, and Miami! Each city will have hazards, advantages, and attitudes toward bums!
    - Customize your bum with over 40 different ragged coats and fingerless gloves!
    - As a bum, your tasks will include giving directions to tourists, tricking out your cart, and gathering change!
    - Defend your turf from dreadful crackheads, and survive biting winters and blazing summers!
    - Download user-made content ranging from new beards to scenarios like zombie invasion and government crackdown!
    - Coming in 2007.

    And coming in 2008: SimBum Europe Expansion Pack!
    - Travel the gutters of Rome, and the sewers of scenic Paris!
    - Learn languages to panhandle from international tourists!
    - Become knowledgable about the great artistic works of the world!
    - Use the exchange rate to maximize your change gathering!

    What games do you hope will never, ever, ever see the light of day? :)
     
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  2. Dark_Legacy

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    ...


    A joke??? Not laughing.
     
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  3. Hellfire1014

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    Not not a joke. Obviously you didn't bother to read all of his post.

    Here i'll help.

    He asked that at the end of it. I can only imply he wanted you to do the same thing he did, and give your version of an incrediblly crappy game....
     
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  4. kingsam

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    Exactly. Along the lines of a game where you play a shark throwing barrels at boats... except that one's been done, so you can't use it.
     
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    Ha. I thought the original post said "Sim Burn" - burn.

    No wonder the only line that made any sense was..
     
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  6. Nick_Tan

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    The sight of Final Fantasy X-3 thwarts me.
     
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  7. trust_no_one

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    But, that could be considered Final Fantasy XXX...hmm... 8)
     
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  8. Lethean

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    Yeah but X had male/female, X2 was female, so surely X3 would be male only. Does it still sound so appealing?!? :p
     
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    SimExpansionPack - Learn the exciting challenge of stuffing as little content into the original release as possible so you can milk the full game over a dozen expansions costing $30 each!

    WW2FPSmaker - Write your own WW2 FPS using simple, drag-and-drop interface taking parts from movies, other games, and "historical research"... mix and match!
     
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  10. kingsam

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    Thought you'd like to know, Worth1000.com recently did a photoshop contest on this theme. Yeah, they have Final Fantasy XXX here. (May be ever so slightly NWS.)
     
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    What, no way. They dropped the male in X2, so X3 surely will be female/female, since it's the only constant. That sounds appealing. Or something.
     
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    Heres hoping
     
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