So this is me taking over The People Speak and putting it in the forum where it'll get more attention. This thread is for funny and/or impacting quotes of comments posted all over GR. I'll be taking both entries from everyone via PM and I'll be posting my own favorites. This was originally all about what I think is funny. I'm actually giving you the privilege of contributing to it. Privilege. I'm sure you're wondering about prizes. I have very few lined up to start, and I'm really not in a position to be adding any more. Unless I work out something with Danny and the other staffers, the only rewards being given out here will be laughs and huzzahs. Prizes are for whoever has successfully entered the most quotes featured, or whoever has had their quotes featured the most. I intend for this to be a weekly thing, but I will update it whenever I feel like it. Do not ask to see more content if it's been less than a week since the last update. Prizes will not be weekly, however. They will be given out monthly if available. --Rules for submissions-- * You have to PM the quote to me, along with the url of the source page. * The quote must contain the poster name(s) (for forum posts, just click Quote, remove text if necessary, and the copy pasta it to the PM). * Send any number of quotes, but don't go crazy with it. If you try entering every little thing that could come off as funny that ever gets posted around here, you will receive very disturbing mental images of things you didn't even know you were afraid of. * You MAY quote yourself. However, if you keep sending me everything you ever post because you think you're super-amazingly hi-ho-larious, nothing you submit, or anyone submits from you, will ever be included in this thread again. * Do not send repeat submissions. If it doesn't show up, it's not going to. * Do not send me stories. This is specifically for quotes. It must be posted somewhere on GR before you can quote it. You may post comments, but don't feel like you have to. The less clutter there is, the easier it will be for readers to find the actual content.