Make me laugh, peons!(Funny stuff in here Vids, jpgs, jokes)

[Sad]

Alright, one more from the same guys as last time (I absolutely love them): http://youtube.com/watch?v=9B_RcaHritg&feature=user

 

[thetank]

I can see why. I have to go get some sleep. Sad, there's another 15. Post a total in your sig, dammit1 This should be a battle! It should be a feature in many signatures!

Actually, I'm still shocked that people have been trying (and succeeding) to make me laugh for two pages.

 

[Sad]

A final one for the road: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DvF_nxXJO5s&feature=related and appended by http://youtube.com/watch?v=S2Rjd9wgNG8&feature=related

 

[Heartless_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ql4iuM ... re=related

 

[roukey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkKN5xo3178

 

[Lentium]

joke:

Q: Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?


A: Christopher Walken.

 

[LinksOcarina]

You want to laugh, read the Survivor review on this website, THAT is a tear jerker every time.

 

[jc00l]

joke:

Q: Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?


A: Christopher Walken.

HAHAHA!

K so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in is pants
the bartender says "hey Pirate you know youve got a steering wheel in your pants"
the pirate responds "Aye its driving me Nuts".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHYgYniGYs

And Sad im Disapointed you didnt post suburbanites.

 

[thetank]

Sad, Heartless, Roukey, 10 points each.

Lentium, 25.

I've got one.

Q: What's better than winning five gold medals at the Paralympics?

A: Walking

 

[Lentium]

Joke:

So this chick is waiting in line at the grocery store, a man comes up to her looks into her basket and says to her "you must be single"
The chick says "you can tell that just from looking in my basket?"
and he says: "no, cause your ugly".

 

[thetank]

Joke:

So this chick is waiting in line at the grocery store, a man comes up to her looks into her basket and says to her "you must be single"
The chick says "you can tell that just from looking in my basket?"
and he says: "no, cause your ugly".

5 more points. I love that one.

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

I have a whole site full of schtuff like this, my little secret.

 

[thetank]

Eyebrows, 20 points. I love that shit.

 

[Sad]

Dude, come on, only 10 points for that one? That horse/unicorn bit was hi-freakin-larious!

jc00l, you're right, I should list everything I like about those guys:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9sZ1dqvbnfw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0 (I love it when he staples the tie to the desk)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wr_n7zxCXSg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c_sn8dYyobM (can't find the version with the bookends...)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4ABfAKrRk


Also, I just love what this guy is saying:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QbZOeGyd61E

And lastly:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QVBC1Ht8iJ4

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

A Vermont native, Ronald Demuth, found himself in a difficult position yesterday. While touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari (Zoo) with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia, Mr. Demuth went overboard to show them one of America's many marvels. He demonstrated the effectiveness of "Crazy Glue"... the hard way. Apparently, Mr. Demuth wanted to demonstrate just how good the adhesive was, so he put about 3 ounces of the adhesive in the palms of his hands, and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino. The rhino, a resident of the zoo for the past thirteen years, was not initially startled as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of ts being involuntarily stuck to Mr. Demuth, it began to panic and ran around the petting area wildly making Mr. Demuth an unintended passenger.

"Sally [the rhino] hasn't been feeling well lately. She had been very constipated. We had just given her a laxative and some depressants to relax her bowels, when Mr. Demuth played his juvenile prank," said James Douglass, caretaker. During Sally's tirade two fences were destroyed, a shed wall was gored, and a number of small animals escaped. Also, during the stampede, three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. As for Demuth, it took a team of medics and zoo caretakers' to remove his hands from her buttocks.

First, the animal had to be captured and calmed down. However, during this process the laxatives began to take hold and Mr. Demuth was repeatedly showered with over 30 gallons of rhino diarrhea. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down, while at the same time shield our faces from being pelted with rhino dung. I guess you could say that Mr. Demuth was into it up to his neck. Once she was under control, we had three people with shovels working to keep an air passage open for Mr. Demuth. We were able to tranquilize her and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for a while.* Meanwhile, the Russians, while obviously amused, also were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe.

Darwin award.

 

[Lentium]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

 

[thetank]

Sad, I'm going to have to give 150 points for all of those. Sexy Milk Jump... Hahaha...

20 points to Eyebrows.

Lentium, what the fuck is HeadOn?

 

[trust_no_one]

I refer you to the 10 million girls topic. You clearly called me a funny man there.

 

[thetank]

30 points. Plus 5 for making me use a Lock Stock reference.

 

[trust_no_one]

I refer you to my sig.