These won't match up to Link's offering, but here goes...
The sweet old lady had a Tom cat, aptly named
Tom. He howled and prowled the neighborhood every night
and soon there were carbon copies of old Tom all over the
place.
The neighbors started complaining and Tom's mistress
decided to solve the problem by having Tom neutered.
After a trip to the vet and a recuperation period, Tom
still goes out and howls and prowls. However, now he goes
out as a consultant.
One-meg .gif funny on WW2.
Check this out.
I'll get better ones another day. Do lynch me if the post is too big (or if some are repeated).
The sweet old lady had a Tom cat, aptly named
Tom. He howled and prowled the neighborhood every night
and soon there were carbon copies of old Tom all over the
place.
The neighbors started complaining and Tom's mistress
decided to solve the problem by having Tom neutered.
After a trip to the vet and a recuperation period, Tom
still goes out and howls and prowls. However, now he goes
out as a consultant.
One-meg .gif funny on WW2.
Check this out.
I'll get better ones another day. Do lynch me if the post is too big (or if some are repeated).