James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

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Bond or Bourne?

  1. James Bond!

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  2. Jason Bourne!

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  3. Jailbait!

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  1. trust_no_one

    trust_no_one Rookie

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    Who'd win in an all out battle royale?

    Hey, both their initials are JB...which also stands for jailbait! Subliminal messages much?
     
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  2. Boringman54

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    Which James Bond? Pierce Brosnan? Daniel Craig? Sean Connery? The other ones? They all seem to have their own distinct style (kind of).
     
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  3. trust_no_one

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    I'd say any of them, as Bond is more about the gadgets and Bourne is about the ass-kickery.
     
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  4. GRColin

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    I guess you never saw Casino Royale?
     
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  5. trust_no_one

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    Actually, i have not, regretfully. I want to, though. But, isnt CR before the other Bond movies (storyline wise)? So, I'm talking about the more...evolved Bond, I guess...
     
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  6. keepithowitis

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    I'm not feelin Bond.
     
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  7. Grey

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    Stop watching the films, read the books. Bond can get through a mission without the gadgets if needed, they're there to help him cut a few corners and get things done quickly, which is needed for his line of work since quite frequently he's working against the clock. Come to think of it the chap from 24 should be in this poll, make things interesting.

    Yes and no. The Bond series has been rebooted. So every other Bond film actually hasn't happened at all. (If they did, Bond would be at least 65 by now) Casino Royale is the start of what some are calling New Bond.
     
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    That thread sucked anyway.
     
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  10. Rekkie7

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    In a fight Bourne. But Bond is cooler.
     
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  11. used44

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    Jack Bauer? OH SHIT! His initials are JB too!
     
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  12. trust_no_one

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    F*cking conspiracy! They're all the same person!

    Also, I never got into 24, I don't know why. I think I'm really missing out...
     
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  13. jc00l

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    Why are we even having this conversation Bond is fucking awesome, i have a man crush on Daniel Craig as well (Layer Cake anyone?). Bond could kick Jason Bournes ass across the street.
     
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  14. Grey

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    Just a reminder, Bond's had far more training than Bourne. Bond's official rank is Commander, he was in the Navy before joining MI6 and is skilled in numerous martial arts and an excellent marksman. Bourne, good but he's a bit of a dog compared to Bond IMO.
     
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    james bond all day fool
     
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  16. Rekkie7

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    You are. Start from season 1 and catch up.

    While I still think Bourne would beat Bond, Craig would kick Damon's ass.
     
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    You might also try asking yourself: Which would you rather BE? Bond, no question.
     
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  18. Rekkie7

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    That's true. Bond's story isn't as tragic as Bourne or Bauer.
     
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  19. Tylzen

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    Bond saves the day.
    Bourne just wants to be left alone!

    So Bond is cooler, and he has more women too.
     
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    All his women are ugly and stupid.
     
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