It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[De-Ting]

Use gopher repellent on funny little man

 

[cyberjim2000]

>Look around

 

[used44]

>Look around

I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

aka be more specific at where you "look"

 

[De-Ting]

>Look inside mailbox

 

[Icepick]

>defecate inside undergarments

 

[madster111]

>Go East

I always sucked at Zork and the like.

 

[used44]

>Look inside mailbox

The mailbox is closed.

>defecate inside undergarments

That's not at verb I recognize.

>Go East

The door is locked, and there is evidently no key.

 

[WickedLiquid]

>Go North

 

[used44]

North of House

You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are barred.

 

[UghRochester]

Are we trying to help you play Zork?
>Go East

 

[used44]

>Go East

Behind House

You are behind the white house. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.

 

[danielrbischoff]

>Look inside house

 

[Lien]

>Look through small window

 

[MattAY]

>Begin to tell joke, "when is a door not a door..."

 

[UghRochester]

>Open Window

 

[LinksOcarina]

>Search Ground

 

[used44]

>Open Window

With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.

 

[De-Ting]

>Penetrate open window of opportunity

 

[FrozenBacon]

>look window

 

[MattAY]

Howie stop cheating!