I'm le bored.

[UrbanMasque]

Entertain me... peasants.

 

[MattAY]

Just wank off already, Urban.

 

[UrbanMasque]

ok... and after those 10 minutes have passed, then what..

Also, if wanking takes you more than 10 minutes you're doing something wrong.

 

[WickedLiquid]

You owe it to all the hard work those pornstars put in to at least last 10 minutes.

Get it? Hard work? Ahahahaha

 

[Longo_2_guns]

No, I don't get it.

Explain it to me.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Well, when mommy and daddy love each other sometimes they express that love through making babies. And in order to do that Daddy must first make his wiener big and strong so it has the courage to venture into the unknown.

#parenting101

 

[UrbanMasque]

I dated a girl who told me, up until she was 13 she believed that babies came from - when mommy and daddy loved each other they went into the shower together and prayed together for a baby.

#Catholics

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Also,..

i need this pr0n in my life at some point

 

[UghRochester]

How can you be bored, Urban?

 

[MattAY]

Hey, you know what you could do?

PLAY SOME GAMES!

 

[UrbanMasque]

How can you be bored, Urban?

 

[Green_Lantern]

Entertain me... peasants.

 

[intoTheRain]

 

[Lien]

What did i win?