If you could be allergic to any food...

...What would it be and why?

For me? Alcohol. Seriously. I'd lose so much weight if I could just stay away from the sauce. I love it. Sometimes too much I wonder. Most people may want to say "brocolli because I hate it" but for me it's alcohol. I'd lose weight and save money!

Just quit drinking you say? Nonsense!

 

I've all but quit drinking as much as I love it. I drink every other weekend roughly for one night. Used to be borderline alcoholic. I'm even tired of getting stoned already.

I'd be allergic to red meat if I was going for a scenario that would make me healthier and live longer. I don't eat much else that is terrible for me.

Can't think of a food I hate so much I'd want to be allergic to it.

 

I'd rather not be allergic to anything.

 

b-but, sugar gives you energy. I guess peanuts. I enjoy Reese's and would lose so much weight if I didn't eat them. Of course, I would be giving up a lot.

 

Egg McMuffins
They're the best thing on the menu, but they're sold for only 5 or 6 hours a day. My schedule is busy but they don't care. Ugh, face facts, your people are breakfast fascists.

 

all day breakfast is coming to mcdonalds i do believe

edit: I guess Ugh would know better than anyone

 

One of the worst things I can imagine being allergic to is peanuts. I'd sooner be allergic to cotton.

In fact, being allergic to clothing would be awesome. *Butthat's not food, per se.


*Accidentally typed it like this, and it's just too spectacular to change. Henceforth, I will say butthat.

 

I think I could stand to be allergic to tofu.

 

Diabeetus

 

Japanese women.

Oh we talking about food and not life weaknesses? In that case I guess, fast food. I eat way too much of McDonalds and the like