Icepick, the world needs your help.

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by De-Ting, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. De-Ting

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    I laugh at the very first comment in that article
     
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Who is this person who's jealous, I wonder?
     
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    No can do ting, giving her the icepick could put her into a coma, even death, people with that condition get off on the slightest vibration, a punt to the hatchet wound would be too much

    unless you meant I somehow prevent female orgasms from occurring, in which case, my pride is hurt :(
     
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    Then I will forever leave you in limbo, just to be safe.

    In fact, dare I say, you should be crowned the King of Limbo!
     
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    She must be such an ego-boost for her friends.

    I'd totally sit next to her on the train.

    >sits<
    *oooh OOOOhhh!*
    "you're welcome baby"
     
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    This chick is every guy's fantasy.

    I banged her for as long as I could, a whole 30 seconds, by the time I was done she couldn't handle anything else.


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    Shit on Debra's desk!
     
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    That sounds miserable and debilitating.
     
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    That is just bad on so many levels....And I'm not talking dirty bad, I'm talking terrible
     
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    I know a lot of guys that would trade her positions any time, but I'm not among that list. I'm usually pretty drained after one five knuckle session, and I never get enough time to recharge for a second go before they kick me off the bus anyways
     
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    Wasi intrigued until I looked up a picture. donotwant/10
     
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