My usual long winded, profanity laced style of writing will not be on display tonight, I'm too fucking tired. "Why are you so tired Icepick?" Because I spent the majority of the day comforting a friend in the hospital, all the while she's yelling at me about how I'm a horrible person. I've never made it a secret, I love a woman's backdoor, anal sex is literally telling the woman "I want to get my rocks off, but i also want you to walk funny for a few days" So when a lady friend said she wanted to try it, I was on it, like a wolf on a hare, just with slightly more high pitched screaming and blood. The day started off well enough, went to her place straight from work, she even had breakfast made up for when I arrived, had a shower and commenced with the backdoor tango 10 minutes or so into it however, I noticed the condom was red, which was odd given that I wasn't using one. I'm not sure how to properly explain the site, imagine a sausage casing being stuffed, while the animal is still alive. So with a woman's anus, inside out and hanging a few inches from her rectum, I calmly freaked the fuck out and yanked out, which apparently caused more issues. Despite being stoned, she realized something was amiss, perhaps my screaming "what the fuck is wrong with your shitter" gave her a clue, but she starts screaming, I start screaming, she runs around the apartment, her anus following a short distance behind her. Neither of us having a vehicle, we had to wake her elderly neighbor up, and request a ride to emergency care. 4 hours later she's passed out on whatever pills the doc stuffed her full off which thankfully shut her up, and I figured it was a good time to pull a vanishing act. So I ask you GR, what is your worst hospital visit?