G'dammit

[UghRochester]

I need a date by Friday. Where is Blackstar when you need him?

 

[Green_Lantern]

How about Frank Underwood?

 

[WickedLiquid]

V-Day is overrated. Nobody gets the day off work or school, you need to shell out money on things you don't need, and it's during the coldest/depressing/miserableness time of the year in terms of weather.

Cupid is a naked dude who shoots arrows of loves at his victims. If he was a real life person today he would be a frat boy streaker slipping people roofies.

 

[used44]

Yeah I feel like Valentine's Day is being sort of phased out or forgotten or whatever. Maybe it is still a big deal for 12-16-year-olds.

 

[Sourdeez]

My girlfriend and I do not participate in buying gifts for valentines day. We would much rather just buy some beer and some food and chill at home.

 

[Lien]

Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


...Is this the part where you all stab me?

 

[NecroWolf]

Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


...Is this the part where you all stab me?

I can confirm Lien is a lying and full of it.


.... actually no I can't.

 

[MattAY]

Well, this weekend is V-Day AND my gf's birthday. So I'm taking her to South Wales to go caving! (underground rock climbing basically).

I've got her a £120 set of hair curlers...fucking broads am I right?!

 

[UghRochester]

Nobody noticed what I said

 

[MattAY]

That's because you tweeted it to me about 2 weeks ago haha. Plus, the important person to notice is Blackstar!

 

[WickedLiquid]

There must be hundreds of lonely, single, horny girls around V-Day.

Step 1. Dress for success and go get em ugh! Ditch the glasses and wear something professional casual

Step 2 is getting yourself out there. Find a singles mixer. There are a few I hear about in Toronto every V-Day for lonely singles but i've never been that desperate. But there must be something happening where you live.

Step 3 is alcohol. You're gonna wanna find a girl drunk off her ass. But it's gotta be the right kind of drunk, so drunk she'll have a distorted view on reality yet not so drunk that she'll puke all over you. And if it's full of uglies you're gonna wanna get a few shots in you too.

Good luck Howie!

 

[UghRochester]

F*ck that. Left Behind it tomorrow. Also, I was hoping BlackStar would come by and give us his dating machine for laughs. It appears that's not happening. Lock the thread,

 

[GRColin]

I'll be your huckleberry.