G'dammit

I need a date by Friday. Where is Blackstar when you need him?

 

V-Day is overrated. Nobody gets the day off work or school, you need to shell out money on things you don't need, and it's during the coldest/depressing/miserableness time of the year in terms of weather.

Cupid is a naked dude who shoots arrows of loves at his victims. If he was a real life person today he would be a frat boy streaker slipping people roofies.

 

My girlfriend and I do not participate in buying gifts for valentines day. We would much rather just buy some beer and some food and chill at home.

 

Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


...Is this the part where you all stab me?

 

I can confirm Lien is a lying and full of it.


.... actually no I can't.

 

Nobody noticed what I said

 

There must be hundreds of lonely, single, horny girls around V-Day.

Step 1. Dress for success and go get em ugh! Ditch the glasses and wear something professional casual

Step 2 is getting yourself out there. Find a singles mixer. There are a few I hear about in Toronto every V-Day for lonely singles but i've never been that desperate. But there must be something happening where you live.

Step 3 is alcohol. You're gonna wanna find a girl drunk off her ass. But it's gotta be the right kind of drunk, so drunk she'll have a distorted view on reality yet not so drunk that she'll puke all over you. And if it's full of uglies you're gonna wanna get a few shots in you too.

Good luck Howie!

 

F*ck that. Left Behind it tomorrow. Also, I was hoping BlackStar would come by and give us his dating machine for laughs. It appears that's not happening. Lock the thread,

 

I'll be your huckleberry.