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  1. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I need a date by Friday. Where is Blackstar when you need him?
     
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  2. Green_Lantern

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    How about Frank Underwood?

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  3. WickedLiquid

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    V-Day is overrated. Nobody gets the day off work or school, you need to shell out money on things you don't need, and it's during the coldest/depressing/miserableness time of the year in terms of weather.

    Cupid is a naked dude who shoots arrows of loves at his victims. If he was a real life person today he would be a frat boy streaker slipping people roofies.
     
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    Yeah I feel like Valentine's Day is being sort of phased out or forgotten or whatever. Maybe it is still a big deal for 12-16-year-olds.
     
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  5. Sourdeez

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    My girlfriend and I do not participate in buying gifts for valentines day. We would much rather just buy some beer and some food and chill at home.
     
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    Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


    ...Is this the part where you all stab me?
     
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  7. NecroWolf

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    I can confirm Lien is a lying and full of it.


    .... actually no I can't.
     
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    Well, this weekend is V-Day AND my gf's birthday. So I'm taking her to South Wales to go caving! (underground rock climbing basically).

    I've got her a £120 set of hair curlers...fucking broads am I right?!
     
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  9. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Nobody noticed what I said
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    That's because you tweeted it to me about 2 weeks ago haha. Plus, the important person to notice is Blackstar!
     
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  11. WickedLiquid

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    There must be hundreds of lonely, single, horny girls around V-Day.

    Step 1. Dress for success and go get em ugh! Ditch the glasses and wear something professional casual

    Step 2 is getting yourself out there. Find a singles mixer. There are a few I hear about in Toronto every V-Day for lonely singles but i've never been that desperate. But there must be something happening where you live.

    Step 3 is alcohol. You're gonna wanna find a girl drunk off her ass. But it's gotta be the right kind of drunk, so drunk she'll have a distorted view on reality yet not so drunk that she'll puke all over you. And if it's full of uglies you're gonna wanna get a few shots in you too.

    Good luck Howie!
     
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  12. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    F*ck that. Left Behind it tomorrow. Also, I was hoping BlackStar would come by and give us his dating machine for laughs. It appears that's not happening. Lock the thread,
     
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    I'll be your huckleberry.
     
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