There must be hundreds of lonely, single, horny girls around V-Day.
Step 1. Dress for success and go get em ugh! Ditch the glasses and wear something professional casual
Step 2 is getting yourself out there. Find a singles mixer. There are a few I hear about in Toronto every V-Day for lonely singles but i've never been that desperate. But there must be something happening where you live.
Step 3 is alcohol. You're gonna wanna find a girl drunk off her ass. But it's gotta be the right kind of drunk, so drunk she'll have a distorted view on reality yet not so drunk that she'll puke all over you. And if it's full of uglies you're gonna wanna get a few shots in you too.
Good luck Howie!