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NickKmet - Happy Birthday!

The best British thing I could think of:

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I told her they were from you. She'll come running - trust me.

But then I thought:

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And THEN I thought...put them both together....oh yeah - I'll make it happen buddy.

Happy Birthday!
 
Happy Birthday. I'll give you this... um... joke:
In a bad mood one day, a man says to his wife
"Your arse is as big as a 3 burner BBQ, go and do something about it."

Later on that night when the husband is getting a bit randy, he asks the wife if she is up for a bit of nookie.

"No"

"Why not?", he asks.

"No point lighting a 3 burner BBQ for half a sausage"

... *leaves*
 

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