BEHOLD!!!

[TheDiesel]

But with Hilton and Lohan in the show, the internet should probably avoid this one.

Unless you like Crack Whores and Bad Actors.

 

[miak757]

 

[UrbanMasque]

its not a legit porn unless its on VHS

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Everyone remember that scene in Orgazmo when the stunt cock was black?

That was urban.

 

[schimmel]

Wow, Urban was in Orgazmo? That just makes the movie even better! I lol'd hard at it.

 

[MattAY]

its not a legit porn unless its on VHS

I truly believe this.

I hid mine incredibly well. I tore out all the pages in a book, and then wrapped the cover around the VHS and whacked it on the bookshelf. IT IS HIDDEN LIKE A FUCKING NINJA!
You know....until my Mum decided to Spring clean.

 

[madster111]

I hid mine incredibly well. I tore out all the pages in a book, and then wrapped the cover around the VHS and whacked it on the bookshelf. IT IS HIDDEN LIKE A f****** NINJA!
You know....until my Mum decided to Spring clean.

Did you remember to take it out of the case and peel the stickers off?

 

[MattAY]

Of course! I'm no rookie.

 

[madster111]

Of course! I'm no rookie.

Then you fail.

You're meant to leave it with all the other videos you noob, so that it doesn't look suspicious when people find it.

 

[keepithowitis]

jk

 

[schimmel]

^^ Down, boy! I'm sure Matt's had much more experience than you at hiding things. It's not his fault his mom used to be a child adventurer who needed to solve "The Mystery of the Video Bookcase"

 

[MattAY]

Of course! I'm no rookie.

Then you fail.

You're meant to leave it with all the other videos you noob, so that it doesn't look suspicious when people find it.

Relax, pornking. I was 12.

 

[madster111]

Of course! I'm no rookie.

Then you fail.

You're meant to leave it with all the other videos you noob, so that it doesn't look suspicious when people find it.

Relax, pornking. I was 12.

Pornking.
I like it.

 

[Lien]

^^ Down, boy! I'm sure Matt's had much more experience than you at hiding things. It's not his fault his mom used to be a child adventurer who needed to solve "The Mystery of the Video Bookcase"

I had to pause a long time to found out what the mystery was. That's how lame i am. Clearly i was a magazine type ("the mystery of the fatter-then-usual books"!).