How the hell would there not be 7-11s in Canada, when there are in Australia?
We're on the other side of the fucking planet, not even connected by land to the US like a certain red flagged country.
And we all know America is shit, there's no need to point it out.
MY POWERS OF CLAIRVOYANCE HAVE ACTIVATED!
Heed my warning!
"In the next 10 years, America will start a war with another country. The media is controlled by the government, so the media will skip over the little fact that the war was started only a couple months before the entire economy would have collapsed into a pile of rubble.
Obviously, because this war is happening, America can't go bad with it's debts and will end up sucking all the world's money more into the pit with it.
All the while, the sheep population continue eating literally double the amount of food they need to be overweight every day, not realizing the servings of their food is fucking STUPIDLY big and that drinking 2.5L of coke every day isn't healthy, while using all the land to plant crops of food for nothing but their vehicles because they're too stubborn to realize a V8 in a 3ton SUV is fucking stupid idea when Diesel technology exists."
Phew. That really took it out of me.
Feel free to quote that wall right there for when the United States Inevitably starts it's new war.
