TRIADS! - VICTORY FOR THE TRIADS!!!

[Green_Lantern]

Lynch GL.

Ok, so let me get this straight. You try to say you're the cop yesterday and correctly say lynch Ugh, then today say lynch me? You're making something up. You could have just said you were a cop and got lucky with the lynch Ugh, because you sure don't have anything on a regular townie like I am.

But if you guys want to lynch me, like I said I'm just a townie, you won't be getting anywhere, so whatever.

I'm still lynching Wicked though.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Okay, I'll change my vote in order to hear you out. Why so gung-ho about lynching Craig?

 

[MattAY]

The judge speaks, "Hello again all! I got dips this time...want some?...no?...>munch munch< ok lets get on with it!"
GL stood up, "fucking...lynch Craig!"
"Would you stop already?!" Said Craig in defense, "youre fucking messing around arent you?!"
"Hes been doing this for too long now!" Said Wicked.
"I agree!" Shouted Craig.
"Pffft ok ok, so ive been trolling you this whole time...dont know why, because its been about as funny as a holocaust right HA!" Replied GL, "well then how about Wicked!?"
Wicked stood, "based on what?!"
"....errmmmmm", GL had no reason again!
"You know what, its one of you two!!...eeny meeny miney mo!!....you got my vote Wicked!" Said Tingy.
Everyone turned their heads towards Jimbo, ".....what? You want ME to decide?!....erm...well....No lynch for me!"

"Sigh, well gentleman, discussions are over and i've ran outta nachos!" Concluded the judge.

Green_Lantern voted Lynch Wicked
Tingy voted Lynch Wicked
Wicked voted Lynch GL
Craigy voted Lynch GL
Jimbo voted No Lynch
(No one was charmed)

The people have spoken.
There will be No Lynch today.

It is now NIGHT 4! PM your moves!

 

[MattAY]

"I love these rooftops, so quiet up here, and no one can get to me - I'm safe", mumbled a handsome man to himself, perched on the edge looking out at the city "I love the night life, but my word, it can be overwhelming at times".
He pondered as he gazed into the cloudy night sky, with the dim glow of the moon.

A white suit clad man lay in wait on a rooftop at the other side, "ah, my little birdy...I know you can fly in your own habitat, but how will you do in an unknown area
with a damaged wing my feathery friend?!", he cocked the reload on his sniper rifle, ensured the silencer was screwed on properly, and took a deep breath...

"Alright, enough moping around, time to get back to the real world and have me some fu-" -THUCK!! The handsome man was was pushed over the edge by the bullet in his arm!
"SHIT!!! OH MY GOD!" He was falling to his death, "There's no way out...I'm done for!....I...OH NO....", he closed his eyes...
"Cheryl, my dear Cheryl, I hope you are happy where ever you are. I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you when the time mattered.
I used drinking, socialising, and partying as an escape from the thought, but none of it worked.
I hope little Freddy is doing well, 10 years old now I bet? Wow...I made a lot of wrong decisions...."
The ground approached hard and fast, but the handsome man kept his eyes closed...

It was still night time, and the investigator was on the scene,
"blood splattered all over the place, nothing here but his ID that tells us who he is..."


De-Ting is dead. He was the Charmer
It is now DAY 4! Bon-appetit!

NOTE: This could be the last day - dont fuck up!!

 

[Green_Lantern]

Lynch Wicked

 

[WickedLiquid]

I'm still alive. What a surprise...

Lynch GL

 

[Green_Lantern]

You got nothin' on me! You got nothin'!

 

[Master_Craig]

Lynch Green_Lantern.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Go ahead and lynch me....You'll just lose by lynching a townie like I said yesterday.

Or if you're Wicked, you'll win.

 

[WickedLiquid]

It's either you or Jim. No way a charmed Ugh would lynch Craig if he was mafia. And since Jim was the one who revealed Ugh as Mafia it's got to be you.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Go ahead and keep thinking that I guess.

 

[Master_Craig]

Give reasons!

 

[Green_Lantern]

What the shit reasons do you want? I've already given them.

 

[MattAY]

"Potentially our last day everyone...so I got us all gifts!" bellowed the judge, "A Pinata!!....You're welcome!"
"Can we get on with this please?!" Shouted Wicked.
"OK OK, party time is after, STATE YOUR CLAIMS!" said the judge.
"WICKED!!" shouted Green_Lantern.
"You've got like...fucking lynching tourettes' syndrome or something?!" said Wicked.
"I vote Green_Lantern", stated Wicked.
"I concur!" shouted Craig!
"............anyone else?", questioned the judge, "no?...I should've brought JIMbolaya! BAHAHA!!"
There was an epic long silence
"...hmm ok no sense of humour here then!", concluded the judge.


Green_Lantern voted Lynch Wicked
Wicked voted Lynch Green_Lantern
Craigy voted Lynch Green_Lantern


The people have spoken.
Green_Lantern is dead. He was a Townie



It is now NIGHT 5! PM your moves!
(I'll give you all a moment to think of your final thoughts)

 

[MattAY]

Green_Lantern was taken round the back and executed. The remaining townsfolk heard the screams as he was given the lethal injection.
"...Well...that was QUITE the ride haha!" said Wicked, "I must say, Green_Lantern was VERY helpful...best ally I ever had haha! I mean he's either a troll, or the worst townie ever right HAHAHA!?" continued Wicked.
"Errr Wicked?" questioned Craig, "...HELLO!?...Anyone?!...Where's Jimbo!?"
Wicked checked his watch, "Oh, the Piranhas should be finishing off our little PIGGY right...about...NOW!" stated Wicked, in a sinister tone, "you see, using carnivores as a murder weapon is GREAT...no evidence!" Wicked winked on finishing his sentence.
"SHIT! It's you!!!" shouted Craig, he panicked to look for the nearest exit...ANY exit...,"Why are the doors locked?!"
"DURRRR! Hahaha!", Wicked started to walk closer to Craig, "Now Craigy boy, the only one left...I'm actually going to give you a chance here, to JOIN ME!"
Wicked placed his suitcase on the desk, and clipped it open...
"It...it's the crossbow from the first kill?!" shouted Craig.
"Bingo-fucking-Bango!" answered Wicked, "You're at arrowhead-point...that's a word, right?!...I need you to come with me, you see, my only faithful has been lynched. And I just happen to know a way to bring him back! I know a guy...a science guy, I don't really know how or what, but I DO know...I need some ONE....ALIVE..."
Wicked smiled menicingly, "you know where I'm going with this dont you, my little human sacrifice, you!"
Craig screamed, "HEEEELP!! HEL-", Wicked shot an arrow in his arm!
"OW!!! YOU SHOT ME?! You shot me right in the arm! FUCK!! It hurts....it.....woooaaah...I feel.....pretty goood....preeetyyyyy daaaandyyyyy....."
Craig collasped to the floor in a heap.
"Knockout arrows - they should totally put them in Zelda", said Wicked as he whistled to call in his henchmen.
"LADS!!! It's OUR city now! Take him to the science guy...we'll get our UGH back to life and fuck this city inside out!!" shouted Wicked.
Cheers broke out as they took Craig's body away from the courtroom.

Cyberjim is dead. He was the Cop
WickedLiquid is the Godfather.
Master_Craig is the remaining Townie.


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6 months later...

The number of remaining innocents is now equal to the number of remaining Triads...
TRIADS WIN!!!

Good game, everyone!

 

[Green_Lantern]

Way to go Craig

 

[UghRochester]

Good game everyone. I was too busy talking out of my ass and found a flaw in my approach. If you all would have noticed, and I'm glad none of you have, I didn't accuse WL of anything.

 

[De-Ting]

You brainiacs not swingin' it one way or the other on day 3 is what cost us the game.

Props to the Quidman for playing you knuckleheads like a fiddle.

 

[Master_Craig]

Way to go Craig

Haha, you could have given me better reasons than "Yeah I guess let's lynch Wicked", because that's so convincing!

Nice job, Wicked_Liquid.

I'm keen to play again sometime.

 

[cyberjim2000]

I've gotten super busy this week so I didn't have time to comb over every post on this thread but you guys definitely didn't make the game any easier. From GL's gungho lynching party from the getgo or Craig's instant flip flopping, I've never would've suspected Wicked at all.