Why are there no Jews in any game?

[Lien]

And god darn it... if there's one thing missing in video game are ACTUAL french people... jean reno does not count!

viva la France!

Corsicans don't count either!


AND THERE'S NO A IN "VIVE LA FRANCE!" We ain't spanish!

 

[used44]

There's a straight two A's in Vive la France.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Well, obviously I was pretending to be a Spanish francophile.

 

[TheJx4]

hitler was jewish, does that make every world war 2 game feature a jew technically?

You never see him.

 

[Lien]

hitler was jewish, does that make every world war 2 game feature a jew technically?

You never see him.

Cause last time he was in a game he was too badass

 

[TheJx4]

hitler was jewish, does that make every world war 2 game feature a jew technically?

You never see him.

Cause last time he was in a game he was too badass

Das Auto?

 

[tinymhg]

If I'm not mistaken any game with a bank has Jews.

I also heard there's this new epic RPG coming out where Jew is a class, just like in real life! I can't remember what it's called.

Southpark the RPG.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Yes tiny. Thank you for explaining the joke.

 

[tinymhg]

Yes tiny. Thank you for explaining the joke.

What they are making one? I was kidding.

 

[kapow]

they tried to put some in red dead redemption but herbert moon wasn't having any of it

 

[Bretimus_v2]

^boom!

 

[Ashalar]

Isn't there a Jewish mob in GTAIV, during the diamond/drug exchange mission in the museum? I recall them being quite stereotypical,. You visit the same mission in the main game and both expansions (unlocking the Impossible Trinity Achievement/Trophy to boot).
Also, isn't Johnny Klebitz from The Lost and the Damned DLC Jewish? I seem to recall him being called Johnny the Jew and Johnny the Heeb (as in Hebrew) at several points.

Other than that... I don't seem to recall any outright Jewish characters in other games, either being a PC or a NPC.

[edit]
Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince from the other GTAIV DLC turns out to be Jewish as well.
And don't forget about Brucie and Mori Kibbutz.

I guess the people over at Rockstar love their Jewish characters.

 

[Rakon]

I guess the people over at Rockstar love their Jewish characters.

No, they just know that we run everything, and are giving credit when it's due

 

[used44]

hitler was jewish, does that make every world war 2 game feature a jew technically?

Good one

 

[TurinAlexander]

What are you going on about with this no Jews in games nonsense. They're all over the place. Hell, they even put one in Skyrim. I dare any one of you to seriously claim that Farengar Secret-Fire (the court wizard in White Run) isn't Jewish.

 

[Ashalar]

Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hoshtilitiesh like the rest of the 'great warriors'?"

 

[GRColin]

Probably because they're all over Hollywood? Wouldn't want them controlling your games too would you?

 

[Ashalar]

Jews in videogames, Steam running statistics in the background.

Yeah... that will will end up with a lot of unfortunate implications and another black mark against video games. Just because.

 

[GRColin]

Because no one wants to play a game where you're in finance or a bagel shop owner in NY?

Yes. I bumped this thread just for that.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Why are there no Jews in any game?