What a time to be alive

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  1. Mod-Chip

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    Deep Space: 9
     
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    Hah!

    Apollo 69
    2001 - A Space Orgy
    Cumageddon
    First Men In Her Moon
    Jupiter Descending
    Lust in Space

    I'm a horrible person, but this thread is hilarious.
     
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  4. De-Ting

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    "PIIIGS IIIIN SPAAAAACE!!!"
     
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  5. UrbanMasque

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    I dont want to be that guy... but, I'm not excited about these two getting it on. She's meh, and he looks like a tool.

    Regardless, call it -

    IT CAME IN OUTER SPACE!

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    The Right Stuff


    Wait, what are we doing?
     
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    Flesh Gordon
    Battlestar Vaginacta
    Star Trek: The Next Penetration
    Star Trek III: The Search for Cock
    Star Trek V: The Final Front/Rear
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Cuntry
    Fuckaroo Banzai
    Fuck Rogers in the 25th Century
    Mystery Science He Ate Her 3000
    Grab-a-teat
    InterFeller
    Elysjizzum
    DisDick 9"
    Serentitty
    Event Whorizon
    Stargape
    Spaceballs...oh, wait.
     
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  8. Sourdeez

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    I thought this thread would be about VR Sex.

    :(
     
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  9. MattAY

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    Just play regular porn in a spaceship setting at a slower pace...same thing!!

    And I know I've watched too much porn because I actually know who that guy is!
     
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  10. UrbanMasque

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    That doesn't make any sense.
     
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  11. Paradox

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    Was trying to play off of Elysium.
     
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Once Upon A Time on Her Chest
     
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    You know they're going to try their best to get rights to "Star Whores".
     
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  15. FrozenBacon

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    I don't think this'll ever happen. If they wanted to make a zero-g sex scene, they could use the much more cost effective solution by using NASA's "vomit comet" (or a private analog), like they did in the Apollo 13 movie.

    Virgin galactic will only give you about 6 minutes of time of weightlessness, but you will officially be in space with their ship. A plane that gets you zero g costs $5,000, but you only get 30 seconds at a time. But a single flight gets you 15 parabolas, which means 7.5 min of weightlessness with each flight. That is more time than the virgin galactic flight and is a fuckton cheaper. If they were serious about this, they would use the plane method instead.

    Zero-g sex is probably awkward as fuck anyway. An erection is hard to get in space, since gravity cannot flow down to your penis, and the humping will push you two apart, making it hard to do anything. I would imagine the only way to have sex in space would be with the woman having her arms and legs wrapped around the man, preventing her from floating away with each thrust.
     
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    The best title so far, and it's for a western.
     
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  17. UrbanMasque

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    you guys aren't even trying with these titles..

    Maybe Deep Space 9 was good, but the rest.. cmon. Iamdisapointed
     
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