A LONG LONG TIME AGO!

MattAY

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In a country far far away.

A man once strolled through the park...

making women sway.

He walked up to a nut vendor

and asked for a pound of nuts

The vendor looked with a stunned face, and said

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What's that? ASIAN REFERENCE?!!?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LONGO! How long you been here now? I dunno...a million years?
That means you get a ONE MILLION ASIANS!!

Seriously:
#1 - #2

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#3
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#4
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#5

Dont think I wont do it, I totally will...

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#6
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#7
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(hahahahah!^)

.....


#8 - #16

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#17 - #28 (plus one old midget guy!! +1000!!!)

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Aaaaaaaaand

#1029 - #1,000,000!!!

(Ok got lazy here)










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WISH HIM MANY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES YA FUCKANEERS!!
 
I like when I recognize/remember a MattAY Asian gif from a previous birthday.

Happy Birthday, Sweet Longo!
 
And I will never forget that poor, beautifully endowed nurse who just couldn't contain her err.... excitement.

Happy birthday, man!

Can we pinch him now?
 
Longo, I remain amazed at the transformation I've seen. You started a teenage man child and you have become a twenty something man child with short hair. To this and many more changes!
 

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