Make me laugh, peons!(Funny stuff in here Vids, jpgs, jokes)

[MattAY]

hey hey i have a joke:

a man walks into a mental asylum wearing nothing but see-through pants. the doctor cjmes up to him and says, "i can clearly see your nuts!"

hehehe

 

[malakian]

WHATS BIG AND SMALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?


A BIG EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BananaKing]

 

[thetank]

Crazy, 20 points, Madster, I've seen that before, and I loved it, so 30 points.

 

[BananaKing]

how bout me?!

 

[thetank]

MattAY, 10`points.
Malakian, what the fuck, man? I don't get it.

BananaKing, the Puerto Rican tribute to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" kind of creeps me out.

 

[NickKmet]

Hey Tank, i got some new vids for you.

All by the same dude. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svbyc87V9pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4Lrl9pdAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9dLksw2p0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MboeozTBgD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UCZt20la8

 

[Bipumaster]

I posted it in the Nintendo Trivia challenge, but since you never go there, I doubt you'll see it, so here it is.

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=6amssmLPnKo

 

[thetank]

Nick, 90 points, Bipumaster, 20 points. I've seen that somewhere else, but there were no words, only some horrible music dubbed over it.

 

[madster111]

Don't you just love us aussies?

 

[Lentium]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EhRGRFnpm0

 

[thetank]

Lentium, 20 points. Madster, as an Australian, you should know, that isn't Chopper Reid. This is Chopper Reid.

 

[SaveFerris]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dzy1QutVggw

 

[grandmagoodtimes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfutlVB4ZJQ&NR=1

Don't give me any points, I already have like infinity.

 

[thetank]

Yes, GGT, you do have like infinity. Infinity plus 10, now.

SaveFerris, 20 points.

 

[grandmagoodtimes]

Oh thetank, you think you can give out points like you are a point merchant of some sort. I must politely refuse your points, I am above them in every way, shape, or form.

 

[thetank]

In the same way that a beautiful lady is above my attention, but accepts it nonetheless.

On the point merchant comment, thank you. Also, it's Tank, or Blair. And if you think about it, seeing as you are already at infinity, any addition of points simply redefines infinity, thereby negating the action of distributing points to you in the first place.

 

[MattAY]

i like cats, theyre funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAHl5_L ... re=related

 

[madster111]

Madster, as an Australian, you should know, that isn't Chopper Reid. This is Chopper Reid.

 

[thetank]

I'd like to start off by saying that I don't speak Japanese. I heard the phrase "Itadakimasu!" which to my knowledge means a thanks for a meal. Until I realised that the whole thing was apparently presented by a cat food company, I thought they intended to eat the cats.

Nevertheless, I still laughed, even though you'll never find a grown cat that's less pretentious than MC Hammer (I prefer dogs). MattAy, 30 points.