"Well I was there at the time, and I heard what he said. I thought he must have been drunk or something, cause he was mumbling, and walking sideways.
"I decided to disregard what he'd said, and just kept on with my day."
*BBC reporter voice*
These were the words of thetank today, after notorious psychopath TheNesMan escaped from a local mental institution. Luckily, doctors report he was heavily medicated, and was unable to cause any harm to the public between his escape and recapture.