Left Power!

Gather around all left handed people and let's celebrate our shitty handwriting's and smudged up chalkboards. Obama is one, why ain't you? Are you a freedom hating terrorist?






No righties allowed!

 

I love Left Power more than White Power or Nintendo Power. Easily my favorite power.

 

What if you're an amby? D:

 

Left and right side living in perfect harmony? Could that be possible?

.....

Nein!






I use my right hand to throw things. I'm not pure either..

 

Contaminated! The only way to stay true to your lefty is to ELIMINATE THE INFECTION.

OFF WITH YOUR RIGHTS!
NO MORE RIGHTS!

 

Nintendo Power absolutely kicks Left Power's ass. Does Left Power magazine have covers like these?


Is Left Power magazine still in print? Oh it is? Alright nvm, Left Power wins.

 

Well, what about ambiexterous people? Are they turncoats or converts to the cause?

 

i used to love gettin my issues of nintento power so much. those were the days

 

Did you handle them using your left hand only?

 

I use my left hand when I jerk my meat.

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/jerk_chicken/

 

Damnit

 

I think it's time Dan Brown uncovered the secret organization and conspiracy plot that clearly exists of left handed people trying to take over the word.You may think it's funny now but first they will come for your right handed scissors and next, your freedom...

 

Hey, 4 good presidents and three not so good presidents.

And one who got shot.

I say we did well.

 

Bi-Handuals are a tricky bunch. You can never know which hands they are shaking with, but they are not as lost causes as rights.

 

I can't shuffle a deck of cards because of this, and my handwriting is shit. both hands are equally useless.

And my dad is pissed that I can't inherit any of his sporting equipment.