You can learn a lot bout women browsing page 6 on Chaturbate

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  1. Optimus-Crime

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    Page one, too obvious. Jarring. Hits you right in the face. It's like watching 40 mini-corps selling you on the processes of milk making and pasteurization, via thumbnails...or something. Oddly asexual.

    But the bottom of page one. Yeah, that's the stuff. The upstarts. Friendly. Letting the people without Chaturbate tip coins flirt away. Friendly. TOO friendly. So let's continue.


    We skip all the way to page 6. So much pink hair, gauge earrings and black framed glasses. Men. let's not beat around the bush, those are men, have to be. GamerGrrrrrlzz playing GTA V, presenting an equilibrium between one world where they're a hot commodity and another where we wouldn't fuck them with our best friend's dick.
    Then you got the Grandmothers. So many Grandmothers. Some of them still wearing their horrible Christmas sweaters, showing their savvy to a meme that makes 2014 holiday season seem already ancient.

    I wasn't looking to be rude. I certainly wasn't. I didn't go in wanting to feel better about myself. I just figure, damn, it's barely January and already these people have given up. Some people shouldn't be nude on camera. Or even clothed on camera. I guess what I'm saying is some people shouldn't be camera'd.


    and just now, the epiphany I never asked for. What, dear Lord, could Page 6 of the Men's section look like?!

    It's all too much. I gotta get offline. Just as soon as I jerk off.
     
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    They're also fat. On page 6 they're fat. sigh, page 6. I--I can't look away.
     
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    Thanks for sharing that tale of courage. You are a brave warrior amongst men!
     
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    I left it here as a warning. For myself. It's working.

    Bookmark this thread, OC. See you in 2016.
     
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  5. Optimus-Crime

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    An hour later and I failed. And on page 7 :(
     
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  6. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Re: You can learn a lot bout women browsing page 6 on Chatur

    I spit soda. One question. What the hell is Chaturbate or do I not want to know. I get gist is this just Twitch for pr0n?
     
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    Re: You can learn a lot bout women browsing page 6 on Chatur


    It's a cam sight....So, basically.
     
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Guys lookijg for 14/F/CA...

    Instead they got 28/M/NJ
     
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  10. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Hahaha... Eww.
     
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  11. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    screenshots plz
     
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    Yeah, that part isn't allowed.
     
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  13. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. WickedLiquid

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    Gotta love GR, no fat chicks.
     
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    Hahaha, this is why I missed GR.
     
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    I had no idea what you were even talking about....until I googled it..lolol
     
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