If you buy an iPad, I'm going to kick you in the face.

[UrbanMasque]

people using the iPad in public in NYC basically tell everyone around them, "Mug Me, please"

 

[MikeyVassallo]

I actually got one for free as a promotional gift from the computer store I work at.
I took it home, fiddled around with it and returned it the next day.
Traded it in for some really nice RAM and GPU and I feel like the better man.

I have no use for an iPenis

Why did they let you trade in something free that was promotional for something that costs money? Your story doesn't make sense.

 

[FrozenBacon]

people using the iPad in public in NYC basically tell everyone around them, "Mug Me, please"

Well, same goes for showing off any expensive item in public. If you are scared that someone will beat you up for it then... don't.

 

[WickedLiquid]

You guys serious? People get beat up just for having something expensive? I can understand if you're acting like some posh snob but for no reason at all? Damn, glad i'm not an american.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Jeez, Canada, you don't get beat up for no reason...they beat you up and then take said expensive items. This is a worldwide phenomenon, it's called theft.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Bleh, urban made it sound like you'd get robbed anywhere in NYC simply for trig something expensive in public. Personally i've never been sacred to use my iPhone on the subway. I dunno i just thought NYC wasn't all that dangerous after that whole 911 thing and everyone pulling together... I guess 9 years is long enough to fall into old habits.

 

[malakian]

I live in a pretty privileged part of the world (oxford) and i still dont feel totally safe with my itouch in public. You never know these days!

 

[Chris_Crime]

heh, wow. well...score one for the caveman.

 

[De-Ting]

Haha.

 

[FrozenBacon]

iPad? More like ifail.

How can you browse the internet without flash?

 

[De-Ting]

I never understood why there's censored porn out there. I shall now blame Apple.

 

[KoalaRainbowPoop]

friggin apple blurring our porn!!!

 

[Daddio]

iPad is the handheld version of the Hummer. It won't make your penis any bigger kids!

 

[MikeyVassallo]

Seriously guys, HTML5. Flash is going the way of the dinosaur.

This won't matter in a few years.

Also, all of those porn sites built for the iphone, will look great on the iPad.

 

[madster111]

Seriously guys, HTML5. Flash is going the way of the dinosaur.

This won't matter in a few years.

Wow, that's great.
So i suppose i should just uninstall flash until then, right?

 

[piracer]

actually i dont get it either, for those websites that have flash in them but are the 'mobile' version.... just why?

 

[madster111]

actually i dont get it either, for those websites that have flash in them but are the 'mobile' version.... just why?

Because most decent mobile devices that aren't shit have Flash.

 

[Trippysmurf]

The only thing missing from De-Ting's chart is "Are you an Idiot" with yes going to "Buy 2" and no going to "Don't Buy an iPad"

 

[schimmel]

You guys serious? People get beat up just for having something expensive? I can understand if you're acting like some posh snob but for no reason at all? Damn, glad i'm not an american.

This happens in Canada too. I got my first iPod stolen back when the 20 Gig colors first came out. Had it for a couple days, then stolen!

Seriously guys, HTML5. Flash is going the way of the dinosaur.

This won't matter in a few years.

SWEET! A few years! Nice, all I have to do is get rid of my Flash player and wait, meanwhile my computer can no longer access porns. Oh porns, I will miss ye, but if HTML 5 is only a few years away I can wait.

 

[schimmel]

sorry double post