I could have seen DJ Lance Rock

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by -FCM-, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. -FCM-

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    I could have seen DJ Lance Rock of/with Yo Gabba Gabba.

    But I didn't. Because I am a fucking idiot. He was at Coachella and I just didn't even see his name/think about it, and I can't remember the last time I was this mad at myself.

    Please think of some creatively torturous ways in which I should punish myself. Post them here. The winner gets pictures of me doing this to myself.
     
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  2. madster111

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    Knife under index finger and thumb nails, pull off slowly.

    Best part is having to work afterward, at which point it will keep stinging and stinging.


    Bonus round!:
    Ginger root in anus.
     
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  3. Chris_Crime

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    eat a spoonful of coffee, it's not nearly as fun as it sounds.
     
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  4. keepithowitis

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    give ugh a rimjob.
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    1. Give yourself a bunch of paper cuts on your palms.

    2. Fill two pie tins with lemon juice.

    3. Do 100 push-ups with your hands in the lemon juice.

    ...at least you're getting some good excercise while punishing yourself, you sick, twisted bastard
     
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  6. Daddio

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    take a couple toothpicks, soak them in lemon juice over night insert into dong hole. find a 600 lb woman and have her squat over your face and let her take a shit (pref her to eat 4L of chili).
     
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  7. Hlallu

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    Sleep on a wet floor.
     
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  8. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    What did I do?
    Cinnamon dude, try spoonful of cinnamon...it sucks.
    Also FCM, you're really pissed off because you missed that chance and want to cause damage to yourself, or do you love kinky stuff like that :wink:
     
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  9. malakian

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    Did you see deadmau5 or wolfgang gartner? If not you should eat your own body.
     
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  10. Chris_Crime

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    It seems I should rethink my stance on DJ Lance Rock of Yo Gabba Gabba.

    oh that guy?! Yeah just kill yourself! But a spoonful of coffee and cinnamon should make equal penance.
     
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