Hey ladies...here is the guy for you

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  1. MattAY

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    Subconsciously. She cant associate stuff when she's knocked out, and about to get raped by Ugh.
     
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  2. madster111

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    I had an 11 hour day at work today. I'm tired as hell, so forgive my typing fails.

    And it's not rape if she doesn't say no.
     
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  3. MattAY

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    Hence the tape over the mouth...I see now!
     
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    lol mattay, you a funny guy i kill you last.

    Madster plan sounds about right. i need to get laid. i really should man up and hit my uni library and just approach as many girls as possible. i must get my dick wet before im 21 damnit.
     
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  5. madster111

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    Just get out there and talk to them man, that's the best advice i can give. You're never gonna get anywhere if you don't try, and afterall, what's the worst that can happen?
    Getting told 'No'?
    Getting pepper sprayed / tased?

    it's worth it.
     
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  6. MattAY

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    You've been kicked in the balls before right?

    Think about the hotness:pain ratio before you approach.
     
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  7. Sightless

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    Being unconscious doesn't mean that the brain isn't functioning. Things can be processed, and I would certainly argue that associations can be made. She just couldn't really see him touching his hair.
     
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    This thread has gone the complete opposite as I planned it to be.
    madster, to be honest...I was way fatter than I was in the vid :shock:
    The reason why I'm not losing weight as fast is (you guessed it) I work at McDonalds. In fact, the way I walk during my shift everyday is way more than 10 minutes. But, I don't actually eat as much I used to...even If I tried eating an two apples or something, my stomach will say "Aw, hell naw!" I immediately become full.

    Anyways (I know I'm humiliating myself for this) BlackStar, that photo of me reminds me of this "special" South Park character
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. MattAY

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    The one time I say something remotely clever, and the new guy ruins it! :p
     
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  11. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    That was both awful and amazing.
     
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    Really powerful date tape you have there. Ladies must be all over you like ants on sugar now.
     
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  13. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Oh you have no idea...
     
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    Just when the thread couldn't get any better Madster starts handing out advice on how to get laid.



    Yeah, but that's not for another 10 years right? So you have plenty of time.
     
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    Tags:

    * Howard
    * Hall
    * needs
    * to
    * date
    * girl
    * so
    * he
    * can
    * sleep
    * with
    * anyone
    * UghRochester
    * desires
    * lol
    * haha
    * oh
    * my
    * god
    * what
    * the
    * fuck
    * is
    * this
    * Video
    * game
    * games
    * nerd
    * Shut
    * up
    * bitch
    * just
    * suck
    * it.

    Love the tags. And about ladies Ugh, heck ... go out, dance, show them you're a nice guy, be confident and that's all there is to it. :)
     
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  16. Rakon

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    UghRochester is the greatest person ever.

    Ever.
     
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    Oh wow.
     
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  18. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I was waiting for someone to see the tags 8)
     
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    After this video, hes going to see more ass than a public toilet seat.
     
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    Dear God, why did you bump this?!
     
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