Happy Father's Day

[De-Ting]

I know GR has quite a few baby daddies here. I hope you all have an enjoyable time, and get laid. By your wife, presumably.

Oh, and feel free to post some Father's Day internet stuff.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

There was a nice Father's Day thing at church that the boys sang in, took a nap after reading some books with the boys, had my fav dinner, played LBP Karting with the boys, got some new ties...it was a good day.

Also, baby girl has started saying a close approximation to MINE! She grabbed my hand today and pulled herself up on me and yelled MIIIIIIIIINE...that made my day.

 

[De-Ting]

My ward's primary kids pretty much just yell the words to the songs.

Enjoy it while it's still cute, Bret.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Also, baby girl has started saying a close approximation to MINE! She grabbed my hand today and pulled herself up on me and yelled MIIIIIIIIINE...that made my day.

Awww, that's adorable.

We're having a father's day party right now, which I'm ditching to post on here because I got a little too drunk already. I got my dad a case of beer for his present, which was my way of saying "I love you, but I don't want to remember that I was home."

It has worked.

 

[MattAY]

You know what's annoyed me about Father's Day?

People who wish their Dad a Happy Father's Day on Facebook, when their dad's aren't even on it.
I. DONT. GIVE. A. POO!

 

[Sourdeez]

Happy fathers day to you fathers out there!



To the rest of us.

 

[Lien]

 

[UghRochester]

My dad has recently made a Facebook account, because he worries I talk badly about him. Here's a photo of my dad. Insult him quietly here.

Yes, his right tattoo says FTW (but it really means F*ck The World to him) he even has a faded one on his forehead. The only really good thing about my dad is it's easy for me to give him gifts. Give him a toy fart machine and he'll be happier than the Pillsbury doughboy on his way to a baking convention
Anyways, this is what I got him for his Father's Day

*No, that's not his trophy for anything. That is my 3rd place trophy I earned DECA's state conference in Hershey, PA.

 

[Sourdeez]

Lien that image is amazingly excellent!

 

[C_nate]

We had a nice dinner with the family. My kids love going to my parents house because their grandma always has candy and toys for them. I got a box of turtle chocolates which was yummy. I got my dad a gift card cause after all these fathers days, I don't know what the hell else to get him anymore. All in all it was a pretty nice day.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Also, baby girl has started saying a close approximation to MINE! She grabbed my hand today and pulled herself up on me and yelled MIIIIIIIIINE...that made my day.

Dawww! You are a great dad, Bret, if your daughter wants you all for herself!

 

[MattAY]

I'm afraid she'll have to wait in line.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Baby learning to talk or British accent...WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME DECIDE!!!

 

[MattAY]

Haha, isn't it obvious?
A cute and cuddly person with pink bows and fluffy hair.
So put that baby down and get over here.

 

[De-Ting]

Baby learning to talk or British accent...WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME DECIDE!!!

Teach the baby to talk...with a British accent.

 

[WickedLiquid]

I can see it now.

Brett: "Sorry honey but daddy promised a British weeaboo he'd play video games with him."

 

[MattAY]

Baby: "But Daddy, that pompous old crumpet is a chocolate teapot. Now let's play cricket!"

Smart baby.

 

[Sourdeez]

Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!


Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.

 

[Affen]

Fathers Day isn't until November here.

Our tradition has been going to watch a certain hockey match on that day. Last year plans changed when the match was held in a different city on a different day, so we just went to watch an action movie.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

MattAy,when you talk like that are you just making crap up and passing it off as British?