The Short End to a Long Line
There were eight deaths all told, an octuplet of fathers and sons downed in just under a century and a half. Gorton Peddlebottom Sr. was first to die; and oldest, at the age of sixty-two--his 1916 black Model T colliding with a pedestrian and then a stone wall, wrecking the vehicle and all formerly animate parties involved.
At the wake, Gorton Peddlebottom Jr. privately swore to outlast his father and carry the Peddlebottom name through three living generations. Lost in these silent assertions, he tripped over a kneeler and fell partially into his father’s casket, becoming horrifically decapitated as the oak lid slammed closed on his neck.
Gorton Peddlebottom III, scarred from childhood by the successive deaths of the family patriarchs, took to proofing his life against misfortune. He lived and married plainly, his furthest travel from home the town maternity ward to witness the birth of his son. There, his sheltered body swiftly contracted all manner of diseases, the most enterprising of which undid him one week later.
To sever the family curse, Gorton Peddlebottom IV wed young, christened his incipient son ‘Timothy’, and made private arrangements to incorporate his wife’s maiden name. He was ended by loose masonry on his way to the clerk’s office.
And so it went: A drowning. An overhasty exit from an aircraft. An accidental excoriation so outrageous, it was declared an unsolved murder. A line of men, each one overtaken by his deliberate efforts to avoid the same.
In 2057, Nevin Peddlebottom, determined to rescue the original Gorton Peddlebottom Sr. from untimely demise and rethread the needle of fate, built a device to transport himself back in time to the moments prior. He composed himself, flipped the switch, and was promptly killed in a collision with a 1916 Model T, color black.