Bad Ideas.

Sourdeez

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New thread, Bad ideas and inventions.

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Urinals to try to convince men to wash their hands.......but at a urinal?

Give me one college frat bro and I will show you every orifice on those urinals pissed upon including the nozzle in which the water flows out at the sink.



#2 The personal stomach pump
"The Personal Stomach Pump is developed by Aspire Bariatrics and is a weight-loss device that sucks the food particles out of your stomach after you eat...basically through your chest. The sad thing is, it actually works, but the process looks like some kind of torture method used in those Hostel movies."
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#3 "BODY-TECHNOLOGY INTERFACE"
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Good way to stay warm in winter? Or easy way to overheat your laptop?
Cool way to have privacy? Or easy way for you to static shock your laptop?



Has anyone ever been cow tipping(I'm sure you have at least know of it) My friends and I back in Highschool decided to go tip a cop. We got out there with the power of five guys we successfully tipped a cow over. As the cows legs swung up the cow kicked in the air and kicked my friend blake right square in the balls. We had to take him to the hospital. He had to have surgery the next day. From then on we called him black balls.(Cow tipping is definitely not the best idea)



Another bad idea, Having sex in a almost empty movie theater at the 1am screening. I was on bottom. Half way through I tried to shift my way on top. Nope, I was stuck to all the sticky candy and soda on the floor.
 
Oh God, thank you Urbz. The ultimate in stupid fucking moronic technology.

RE: lady with the sweater over her head... What kinda porn you watchin'?
 
I own a pair of stunner shades.
I play D&D in them, because my character only has 8 intelligence.
 
Sourdeez said:
Agreed thank you Urbz.



Bad Idea
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I saw this trend on the news. This isn't funny at all and it's just stupid. If they're going to do stuff at Wal-Mart (looks like Wal-Mart to me) at least do something creative. There's a huge prank list of what to do at Wal-Mart, but can't find it. However, this what I do. This is my own prank list.
-At the entrance, I'll wait for some about to enter. I'll yell "NO!" Then, I'll run fast to them and say, "Let me get the door for you (they're automatic doors)."
-I have a TV B Gone and it's hard this getting it filmed. Anyways, I take my device up there and I turn off the TVs when someone is playing video games (more entertaining when they play the Wii U).
 
That's a good one De-Ting. Is animation cheaper too? Which means the live-action stuff has to be even cheaper. Ugh, yuck. I can't believe I ever liked Cartoon Network.

Anyway, also this (preemptive apology for bring gaming into Misc):
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I forgot where I saw this one, but it is pretty amazing in that it is such a bad idea I can't believe it actually got made.



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Of course, the absolute best part are the user reviews. Some hilarious stuff there.

6,176 of 6,256 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Makes a boring drive easier November 19, 2009
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You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never

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3.0 out of 5 stars Not so good as baby changing table
I read some 4 and 5 star reviews by those who used this device successfully to change a baby while driving. On that basis, I bought one. I put my baby on it and drove for over an hour. It did not change. Same baby. I am glad it worked for some people but I will be returning mine. (The steering wheel desk.)
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3.0 out of 5 stars It did it job but could be better..., July 1, 2013
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This review is from: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk (Automotive)
I found this product did the job but it could be better... I just recently purchased the Wheelmate Desk for my drive down to Mexico city(I live in NY). Like I said it did its job alright however I felt that it was just a little flimsy. When I am doing a raid wipe in League and the game starts getting intense or when I am doing a 6 pool rush in Star Craft the desk wanted to wobble around a bit. Not to mention when I hit a pedestrian it was much to my surprise that the desk was still attached to the steering wheel at all! In my opinion even just an extra millimeter to the thickness of the desk would enhance it 10 fold. All in all though it did do its job and got me to my destination as a gold league player.
 
Poor Ninja Nick. NNT has came to the forums and searched for a thread of celebration. Celebration of what? His celebration, his b-day. No, instead nobody knew of this until I mentioned it. Still, it was too late. NNT committed seppuku. :cry:
 
Here is one thats a bad idea, a giant shirt that carries a baby for you.

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I mean, we all love Total Recall but we don't need to put a real baby in our chest to be Kuato now do we?
 
De-Ting said:
I liked the first Grown Ups.
I have to go a little off topic with this one and rant a little, please excuse me.

Pretty much anything with Adam Sandler or from his company, Happy Madison is just flat out terrible. When I see a commercial for like the Zookeeper or Grownup 2, I feel like it is personally insulting me with it's stupidity.

For a more thorough explanation of why he is one of the worst people in the world, I present exhibit A:

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag/jack-and-jill/

A two part video review of his move Jack and Jill that completely deconstructs the movie and the man, and explains how regardless of how absolutely shitty his movies get, they will still continue to get made. The points made about the movie apply to just about every happy madison movie ever made.
 
By hating on Happy Madison productions, you're subsequently hating on Happy Gilmore.

Nobody hates on happy gilmore.
 
Circumcision.

Clamping down someone who isn't old enough to give consent and cutting off his foreskin without the use of anesthesia. Bad idea.
 

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