Limo Car Trasnportation

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  1. coachd3o

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    Here at coachLimousine we intend to make sure that you get to your proper destination on time, the way you planned it. Our limousine drivers will accommodate these expectations and more, giving your special occasion the pleasant, memorable touch that you well deserve.
     
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    8) 8) 8)

    Fly like a G6.

    I'll take 200 of your finest limos sir!

    What's that?

    You want me to pay for them :?: :!:

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

    Take some of my GR points!!!
     
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  3. MattAY

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    I would lock this but shit...I need a lift to the city.

    I have a date I need to impress, this is a pic of her:

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    Do your limosine services offer extravagence to the point that it'll make her want to get boned by me?
     
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  4. De-Ting

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    I've had enough of cracked images.
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Please define "and more", good sir.
     
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  6. Lien

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    Matt's date is so imaginary that not even the internet can picture her
     
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  7. WickedLiquid

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    ZING!

    And guys, the OP really does provide the best service you could ask for. I took a ride in his limo service and within minutes I had enough hookers and blow then I knew what to do with.

    ...then we had to drive the limo into the river after one of the hookers ODed on what was believed to be blow but was actually heroin. But the driver was as professional as ever and gave me a piggy back ride back to my house.
     
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  8. MattAY

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    But...but she was RIGHT THERE! Literally two inches from the end of my finger...

    She must have ran...it was because I didn't have a limo!! :'(
     
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  9. cyberjim2000

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    Question now is where was your finger going towards? :brow2:
     
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  10. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    If they have someone roll down red carpet as I exit the limo, count me in.
     
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  11. Rakon

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    What a great deal! Sign me up!
     
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  12. Lien

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    I think that's why she ran away
     
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  13. MattAY

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    Hey, if she cant handle the finger rape then she's not the right girl for me....

    ....still......

    :'(
     
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