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[BlackStar]

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Meet Icepick

He's your average Joe, until he's caught up in a love triangle with a married woman and her pedophile husband.











Meet Chris

He's also caught up in a love triangle with his best friend Lethean and his wife.











What happens when Chris and Icepick meet? They decide the best way to get out of their love triangles is to start a new one with their pal BlackStar

Watch, as these three struggle over which one to call their true BFF. In this Bromantic Comedy that everyone is talking about.







Official Selection at the Sundance Film Festival

It will tug on your heart strings and make you smile.
-Pretentious Film Critic

Finally, a bromance as award winning as Brokeback Mountain with no homo
-Madster1111









Starring
Christian Bale as Icepick
Marc Anthony as Chris Crime
Dave Chapelle as BlackStar
Ben Affleck as Lethean
Jennifer Lopez as Lethean's wife
BrandX as pedophile husband
Dobby as pedophile husband's wife
Carrot Top as Longo 2 Guns
and Sir Ian McKellen as Magneto

BRO TRIANGLE

Written and directed by James Cameron


Rated R for coarse language and graphic nudity of Icepick's genitalia

 

[MattAY]

Hahaha, Box Office shit. I would hope it's 3D for some quality genitalia.

 

[BlackStar]

Well it's Cameron so that pecker will be right up in yo face!

 

[Lien]

The role of Lien has been edited out of the script due to Union dispute with Tom Cruise's agent and the church of Scientology.

 

[UghRochester]

Where the fuck is UghRochester in this post?

 

[Lien]

You'll appear after the end credit, introducing the avenger initiative to Icepick.

 

[WickedLiquid]

This has Oscar written all over it.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Number one reason to see this movie:

Carrot Top as Longo 2 Guns

 

[Icepick]

My genitalia is best viewed in imax

 

[Longo_2_guns]

It's always Carrot Top. I'm gonna cut my hair one day, and then Blackstar won't have any more jokes.

 

[used44]

Put Shia in it

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I love it but will it be in 3D.

 

[BlackStar]

Where the fuck is UghRochester in this post?

You have a cameo. In the scene where Lethean finds out the true meaning of love you're in the background twerking,

It's always Carrot Top. I'm gonna cut my hair one day, and then Blackstar won't have any more jokes.

Will you use it as part of your act and put it in your prop trunk labelled "when a ginger doesn't shave his pubes"?

Put Shia in it

I'll see if we can fit your character in, Cameron and I are pretty tight.

I love it but will it be in 3D

I already said yes nigga!