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  1. BlackStar

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    Click for trailer music.


    Meet Icepick
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    He's your average Joe, until he's caught up in a love triangle with a married woman and her pedophile husband.











    Meet Chris
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    He's also caught up in a love triangle with his best friend Lethean and his wife.











    What happens when Chris and Icepick meet? They decide the best way to get out of their love triangles is to start a new one with their pal BlackStar





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    Watch, as these three struggle over which one to call their true BFF. In this Bromantic Comedy that everyone is talking about.







    Official Selection at the Sundance Film Festival

    It will tug on your heart strings and make you smile.
    -Pretentious Film Critic

    Finally, a bromance as award winning as Brokeback Mountain with no homo
    -Madster1111










    Starring
    Christian Bale as Icepick
    Marc Anthony as Chris Crime
    Dave Chapelle as BlackStar
    Ben Affleck as Lethean
    Jennifer Lopez as Lethean's wife
    BrandX as pedophile husband
    Dobby as pedophile husband's wife
    Carrot Top as Longo 2 Guns
    and Sir Ian McKellen as Magneto

    BRO TRIANGLE

    Written and directed by James Cameron


    Rated R for coarse language and graphic nudity of Icepick's genitalia
     
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  2. MattAY

    MattAY Forum Moderator
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    Hahaha, Box Office shit. I would hope it's 3D for some quality genitalia.
     
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  3. BlackStar

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    Well it's Cameron so that pecker will be right up in yo face!
     
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  4. Lien

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    The role of Lien has been edited out of the script due to Union dispute with Tom Cruise's agent and the church of Scientology.
     
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  5. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Where the fuck is UghRochester in this post?
     
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  6. Lien

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    You'll appear after the end credit, introducing the avenger initiative to Icepick.
     
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  7. WickedLiquid

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    This has Oscar written all over it.
     
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    Number one reason to see this movie:
     
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  9. Icepick

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    My genitalia is best viewed in imax
     
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    It's always Carrot Top. I'm gonna cut my hair one day, and then Blackstar won't have any more jokes.
     
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  11. used44

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    Put Shia in it
     
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  12. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    I love it but will it be in 3D.
     
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  13. BlackStar

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    You have a cameo. In the scene where Lethean finds out the true meaning of love you're in the background twerking,


    Will you use it as part of your act and put it in your prop trunk labelled "when a ginger doesn't shave his pubes"?


    I'll see if we can fit your character in, Cameron and I are pretty tight.


    I already said yes nigga!
     
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