4chan 4 LIFE

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  1. Optimus-Crime

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    GR, THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS TELL THESE MODERATORS TO SHUT UP IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
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    WELL THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA REALIZE, BROTHER, IS THAT 4chan IS THE FUTURE OF MESSAGE BOARDS. YOU CAN CALL THEM THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF MESSAGE BOARDING, BROTHER. Anonymous CAME FROM A GREAT BIG ORGANIZATION, AND EVERYBODY WAS WONDERING WHO OF US WOULD BE THE FIRST TO LEAVE. WELL WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT "ORIGINAL CONTENT" THAN OC, BROTHER. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I MADE GAME REVOLUTION A MONSTER. I MADE PEOPLE RICH OVER HERE. I MADE THE PEOPLE WHO RAN THIS ORGANIZATION RICH OVER HERE, BROTHER. AND WHEN IT ALL CAME TO PASS, THE NAME OPTIMUS CRIME, THE MAN OPTIMUS CRIME GOT BIGGER THAN THIS WHOLE ORGANIZATION, BROTHER.
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    AND THEN BILLIONAIRE BRODER, AMIGO, HE WANTED TO TALK TURKEY WITH OPTIMUS CRIME. WELL BILLIONAIRE BRODER PROMISED ME POWER, BROTHER. BILLIONAIRE BRODER PROMISED ME FAME. AND BILLIONAIRE BRODER PROMISED TO SURROUND ME WITH WORLD CALIBER TALENT. AND AS FAR AS BILLIONAIRE BRODER GOES, DANIEL BISCHOFF, AND THE WHOLE GR.COM GOES - I'M BORED, BROTHER. THAT'S WHY 4chan, THE SO CALLED Anonymous, THESE ARE THE MEN I WANT AS MY FRIENDS. THEY'RE THE NEW BLOOD OF PROFESSIONAL MESSAGE BOARDING, BROTHER. AND NOT ONLY ARE WE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MESSAGE BOARD BUSINESS, OPTIMUS CRIME AND ANONYMOUS, THE MONSTERS WITH ME, WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING IN OUR PATH, GR.
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    AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, ALL THIS CRAP ON PAGE 1 OF Misc. REPRESENTS YOU USERS OUT HERE. FOR 12 YEARS, BROTHER, FOR 12 YEARS I HELD MY HEAD HIGH. I DID EVERYTHING FOR THE BOARDS. I DID EVERYTHING FOR THE KIDS. AND THE RECEPTION I GOT WHEN I POSTED THE OTHER DAY, YOU POSTERS CAN STICK IT, BROTHER. BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR OPTIMUS CRIME, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE HERE. IF IT WASN'T FOR OPTIMUS CRIME, DANIEL BISCHOFF WOULD BE STILL BE SELLING MEAT FROM A TRUCK IN MINNEAPOLIS. AND IF IT WASN'T FOR OPTIMUS CRIME, ALL THESE JOHNNY-COME-LATELYS THAT YOU SEE OUT HERE POSTING WOULDN'T BE HERE. I WAS SELLING OUT THE WORLD, BROTHER, WHILE THEY WERE TRYING TO HOTLNK IMAGES TO Misc. POST YOUR PICS TOPICS FROM THEIR HIGH SCHOOL COMPUTER LABS. SO THE WAY IT IS NOW, BROTHER, WITH OPTIMUS CRIME AND 4chan, THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF PROFESSIONAL MESSAGE BOARDS, BROTHER, ME AND Anonymous AT MY SIDE,

    WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN 4CHAN RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!! WHATCHA GONNA DO!?!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!!
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    The following announcement has been paid for by 4chan.org
     
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  2. Paradox

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    Ah shit, Opitimus turned heel.
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    *gives Optimus-Crime a hug*

    <3
     
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    I seriously have no fucking clue what's going on.
     
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  6. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    This
     
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    I could explain Hogan's jump from WWF to WCW, joining the nWo, turning heel, and giving the above promo that Optimus made his own, but I think what Dan said would still apply to both of you.
     
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  8. Optimus-Crime

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    daniel's last name is Bischoff, I really couldn't resist myself
     
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  9. danielrbischoff

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    People have asked me before "are you related to Eric Bischoff?" I just nod and say yes.

    If they press me for details I say he's my uncle and then I stop talking to them or I crack.
     
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  10. Optimus-Crime

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    see? you're getting into it now...brother
     
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  11. Paradox

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    Don't you mean, BROTHER!?
     
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  12. Longo_2_guns

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    I don't know if you could say that, since it means he would've had to have been a face to begin with.
     
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  13. Optimus-Crime

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    I'm actually a tweener, so I get mad love from the smarks who get it
     
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