GR Moderator Sign Up sheet, BROTHER

DUDETTE WOULDN'T FIT IN THE SUBJECT LINE, BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO SIGN UP TOO


LISTEN UP, BROTHERS

You know the first thing I want to do, GR Maniacs, is look you right in the eye and say thank you for everything you've done during this time. All the threads, all the posting, all the support. All I can say is I love you forever and a day, man. It just doesn't seem enough.


WELL, GR, IT HAS BEEN A LONG ROAD, BROTHER. BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU, IT ALL STOPS HERE. ALL THOSE GR MANIACS, THEY'RE READY FOR A NEW START, IN A NEW YEAR. FOR YEARS YOU'VE BEEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS, DOING YOUR TRAINING, EATING YOUR VITAMINS. IN THE GYM - CLANGING AND BANGING. AND WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU, BROTHER?

THEY TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT READY.

SO YOU WENT BACK TO IT. RESIGNED ON THE DOTTED LINE, YOU WERE REBORN AGAIN, MAN. A REBORN GR MANIAC. THE STARK RAVING GR MANIAC THAT WE'VE KNOWN FOR SO LONG. ALIVE AGAIN, MAN. THE PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY, THE AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN. TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE GR WAY.

AND WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU?
THEY TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT READY.

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YOU WERE JUST LETTING IT SLIDE, BROTHER. HOPING THAT EVERYTHING WOULD SETTLE ITSELF OUT. ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER, THERE WAS NO WAY WE WERE LETTING EACH OTHER GO INTO THE DANGER ZONE.
WELL, GR, IT HAS BEEN A LONG ROAD, BROTHER, BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU IT ALL STOPS HERE, MAN. ALL THOSE GR MANIACS ARE READY FOR A NEW START IN A NEW YEAR, AND THIS THREAD IS A DEAD END FOR FOR THE MODERATORS, JACK.


GR, THIS IS THE MOST BRUTAL ARENA OF HUMAN COMPETITION, IT IS THE LAST RESORT, MAN, AS THE MODERATORS ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. SIGN UP NOW, BROTHER.

YOU WANNA BE A MODERATOR? BE A MODERATOR. ALL THE GR MANIACS ARE WELCOMED BECAUSE GR MANIA IS ABOUT TO RUN WILD. SIGN UP HERE

SO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN NEW GR MODERATORS AND THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOU!?!!

Are you up to the task, BROTHER?

 

Aye aye captain!

 

IT'S HAPPENING!

 

I humbly request my application to prove myself in the eyes of the GR Forum community.

Also I promise to keep the filth at a minimum without compromising the integrity of the Brozone Layer.

 

I think this thread should be renamed the hulk hogan thread.

 

When I read the title for this thread, I expected Chris to go on another rambling of why I should be a moderator. However, that didn't happen and I was slightly entertained by GR Hogan.

 

Well who am I to argue with Hogan and my suddenly acquired patriot boner?

Besides, I think it would be fun to roam the boards at 3am and edit a few words here and there as I see fit.

 

What the fuck...

 

I'd like to stay a mod as well.

 

Do you smell it, Dan? Smells like FREEDOM

 

Yo ... Chicos.
You want me,
to be apar'
of jou moderator family mang?

Dis machismo don't com cheap mang.

How much jou lookin to spen mang?


OOC - I used to be apart of a wrestling email fed when I was jhs, back in the aol days.. you guys are wAY out of your depth.

 

WELL YOU KNOW, FIRST THINGS FIRST, GR. AND I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT GR MANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER. YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY WHEN I PITCHED THAT IDEA RIGHT ON THE FORUMS, OUR WHOLE LIVES TURNED AROUND. WHEN I WAS LAID OUT 8 HOURS IN THE HOLE, SOUL SEARCHING, I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW HOW WE WERE GOING TO HANDLE THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL MESSAGE BOARDING. BUT WHEN WE WALKED THROUGH THAT CURTAIN, BROTHER. WHEN I PITCHED THE MODERATOR IDEA DOWN, DUDE, THE WELCOME WE GOT, THE WAY IT WAS RECEIVED, I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO TURN OUR LIVES AROUND, BROTHER. BUT YOU KNOW, GR, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME AROUND THE BLOCK FOR US, AND WE KNEW THAT WHEN WE NOMINATED OURSELVES FOR MODERATOR ALL THE BIG DOGS WERE GONNA BE COMING AFTER US. SO DANIEL BISCHOFF, WE WELCOME THE CHALLENGE, BROTHER. WE GOT OUR FOCUS, WE GOT OUR MIND, WE GOT OUR BODY, SPIRIT, AND SOUL READY FOR THE POSITION. AND ALL WE GOT TO SAY IS AFTER WE BUST UP THE OLD WAYS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING, AFTER THE PYTHONS, THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD, DROP THEM FOR ONE LAST TIME, WE'RE GONNA AIM THESE GUNS RIGHT AT TOP, BECAUSE THIS IS THE GR MESSAGE BOARD, WE ARE THE MEN, BROTHER, AND THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS.
AND WHEN YOU'RE WITH GR, YOU'RE WITH GR 4 LIFE!!
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD MEAT, BROTHER.

 

Hey and don't forget about your old pal Wicked