I've locked this topic.
Chris, it should be plain as day why I entertain this stuff... I love the result, but at the end of the day, moderators will remain in place until the staff needs to replace one. I'm really happy with the current lineup for one reason: they're reliable.
If one of them left the forums or didn't visit as frequently or simply didn't want to be responsible anymore, they would be replaced. In fact, in your last crusade against the moderators you rightfully pointed out that Lethean hadn't visited recently. I demoted to mod for a period of six months to see if he'd return, he did.
I'm obviously not inflexible, but no changes need to be made right now. Dammit if you're not a funny poster to have around. I don't want to ban you! I just want you to stop now.