Also, I once caught Mikey jerking off pics of dead bodies. SOMEONE ELSE BETTER POST OR I'M DELETING THIS!
TELL!!!Chris_Crime said:How? Why? What?! Those are all questions I refuse to answer!
that's perfectly normal, and in order to keep you here:Chris_Crime said:Also, I once caught Mikey jerking off to pics of dead bodies. SOMEONE ELSE BETTER POST OR I'M DELETING THIS!
druglord said:Just for the hell of it.
Used to be a old habit of mine. Intil I got the coolest girlfriend.
Well, I'm sorry to report, I was never caught.
Jc00L92 said:well i have never actually been caught, but i kinda of use a rag so i dont get my sheets all sticky. Well one day when my bedroom door was open my dog walked in picked it up and proceeded to take it to my parents room. As soon as my mom saw it she knew what it was and when i got home from school i had to pick it up and throw it down stairs while my mom and stepdad made jokes about it for the rest of the night.
Jc00L92 said:well i have never actually been caught, but i kinda of use a rag so i dont get my sheets all sticky. Well one day when my bedroom door was open my dog walked in picked it up and proceeded to take it to my parents room. As soon as my mom saw it she knew what it was and when i got home from school i had to pick it up and throw it down stairs while my mom and stepdad made jokes about it for the rest of the night.
kapow said:once i was just starting to jerk it when suddenly a ladder comes up right outside my window, i stuff myself back into my pants just before a strange man comes climbing up, i open the window and ask who he is, he says he cleaning the gutters, i call my mom who of course forgot to tell me the gutter people were coming.
so in about a minute and a half, i went from jerkin off to thinking my house was being broken into to being very annoyed/pissed at my mom
lokness said:Jc00L92 said:well i have never actually been caught, but i kinda of use a rag so i dont get my sheets all sticky. Well one day when my bedroom door was open my dog walked in picked it up and proceeded to take it to my parents room. As soon as my mom saw it she knew what it was and when i got home from school i had to pick it up and throw it down stairs while my mom and stepdad made jokes about it for the rest of the night.
WTF dude. its called tissue. They're disposable.
How did you parents know, i cant really tell the difference.