So you fall asleep with two blankets on, but you wake up with only the one on top? So you look for something in one area, can't find it for the life of you, but the first person you ask to help you finds it right away, in the area you were just looking? So no matter how hard or how long you try to open a stubborn jar, the next person to try can open it without straining? So all the healthiest things you can eat don't make your brain produce dopamine? So if you're having an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime dream, someone or something will always wake you up in the middle of it, without fail? So sneezing, peeing, orgasms, and other completely necessary bodily functions all feel good, but excersising to stay fit hurts like hell? So if you get very little sleep one night, you won't be able to fall asleep the next?