Want to fight you, from my virtual fighting cage, but need..

[wintergreyrabbit]

I made a virtual fighting cage using: a soccer goal with extra elbows, a car bungie cargo net, 5 sets of drum pads from Madcatz, and a lot of electrical connectors, see photo. Each pad wired to a different button. I can physically fight in any game system now – I prefer Tekken. I have been practicing using Kung-Fu! High Impact, see my link…I don’t think I can beat people who using a joystick against my real kicks. Any suggestions of how I can now go fight people on the internet and get a fair fight?
Is there a new 2 button masher only game out now? I thought I saw that...

Link to a partial photo of my Fighting Cage – turn any game into a real physical fight!…
http://i.imgur.com/6ay4rzB.jpg

Link to my training using Kung Fu…– I am a Grey Wizard Dude with a Staff, both in and out of the Game!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP62guW24xY

Link to a humorous kickstarter page for a CD Holder in which my fighting is featured…
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cdp ... t?ref=live
(the CDPaw disc holder Is used as an extra pad on the drum pad)

 

[GRColin]

....Shit. I may just leave this open for Sourdeez to see when he's tripping balls.

 

[Sourdeez]

Haha what the hell was that video? Like some kind of crazy mushroom and lsd trip.

http://youtu.be/X_WyObcPV_0
Exactly what happens to me in the mirror.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

What has been seen....

 

[UghRochester]

I'm too afraid to click on the links.