used44

I'm pretty sure he's a communist and I feel like the community really needs to go on a witch hunt about it. I mean, his XCOM team has Russians...cmon, guys. Really?

 

The U.S. brought Alaska from Russia back in 1867. Why is this relevant? Guess who lives in Alaska? That's right, used44.

 

I don't think that you should throw excuses in the bin like this about our comrade... He always brings the vodka to parties as well

 

Wait...one minute...I feel like I'm missing something...important.

 

Girls all like to have handle on his ballsac's... Yes they taste mighty of Caviar and Stooden left over night...

 

So you're saying he's been raising Alaskan Ruskies?!

 

#1 Alaska becomes a Canadian province

#2 Quebec becomes it's own country

#3 Newfoundland gets blu-ray players

Problem solved

 

Alaska doesn't joke around about their hardcore American patriotism. I know Alaska looks like an easy kill, but you'd have a much easier time annexing Hawaii.

 

Arnt we all citizens of the world and soon mars?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

 

something something something, so I'm gonna have to check your little green man card,
blah blah blah...

hmm..I'm still working on it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTY_7oiKGck&t=0m30s