I'm pretty sure he's a communist and I feel like the community really needs to go on a witch hunt about it. I mean, his XCOM team has Russians...cmon, guys. Really?
The U.S. brought Alaska from Russia back in 1867. Why is this relevant? Guess who lives in Alaska? That's right, used44.
I don't think that you should throw excuses in the bin like this about our comrade... He always brings the vodka to parties as well
It's randomly generated! I'm not communist! I love America! Yes, and I love dee Amereecan womeen! In my country, dee womeen– oh wait *ahem* I don't have a Russian accent! No, no, no!
Girls all like to have handle on his ballsac's... Yes they taste mighty of Caviar and Stooden left over night...
#1 Alaska becomes a Canadian province #2 Quebec becomes it's own country #3 Newfoundland gets blu-ray players Problem solved
Alaska doesn't joke around about their hardcore American patriotism. I know Alaska looks like an easy kill, but you'd have a much easier time annexing Hawaii.
something something something, so I'm gonna have to check your little green man card, blah blah blah... hmm..I'm still working on it.