used44

[Bretimus_v2]

I'm pretty sure he's a communist and I feel like the community really needs to go on a witch hunt about it. I mean, his XCOM team has Russians...cmon, guys. Really?

 

[cyberjim2000]

The U.S. brought Alaska from Russia back in 1867. Why is this relevant? Guess who lives in Alaska? That's right, used44.

 

[spartan317]

I don't think that you should throw excuses in the bin like this about our comrade... He always brings the vodka to parties as well

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Wait...one minute...I feel like I'm missing something...important.

 

[used44]

It's randomly generated! I'm not communist! I love America! Yes, and I love dee Amereecan womeen! In my country, dee womeen– oh wait *ahem*

I don't have a Russian accent! No, no, no!

 

[spartan317]

Girls all like to have handle on his ballsac's... Yes they taste mighty of Caviar and Stooden left over night...

 

[MattAY]

I'm going to admit, I edited his posts sometimes so he sounded commy.

 

[De-Ting]

So you're saying he's been raising Alaskan Ruskies?!

 

[WickedLiquid]

#1 Alaska becomes a Canadian province

#2 Quebec becomes it's own country

#3 Newfoundland gets blu-ray players

Problem solved

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Alaska doesn't joke around about their hardcore American patriotism. I know Alaska looks like an easy kill, but you'd have a much easier time annexing Hawaii.

 

[Sourdeez]

Arnt we all citizens of the world and soon mars?

 

[Rakon]

Arnt we all citizens of the world?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

 

[Optimus-Crime]

something something something, so I'm gonna have to check your little green man card,
blah blah blah...

hmm..I'm still working on it.

 

[Sourdeez]

Arnt we all citizens of the world?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTY_7oiKGck&t=0m30s