Exactly!!! That way your guaranteed no waiting for next time and it takes something off the old 'To Do' list. Something you can never do with a lap dance because the next time your stripper could be murdered in an alley by then.
To quote Denis Leary, "Strip Clubs are completely pointless. Next time you go, don't go inside. Instead, burn all of your money and bang your head against the wall. That way, you'll have no cash left and a huge headache, just like if you had gone in." Give or take a bit.
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