Poetry Time!

[LinksOcarina]

Remember haiku fridays? Let's reenact some of that. Poems bitches! Write em.

So heres an opening Haiku for you all.

Dearest friends of old,
a gift of words typed in bold
new stories are told

 

[MattAY]

I am wise and deep,
my words soothe you in your sleep.
I'd fuck Meryl Streep.

 

[Paradox]

Haikus can be hard
And they don't always make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Too much Taco Bell
I'm going to log off now
Yes, pun intended

 

[Sightless]

Don't you understand?
Haiku need nature and depth —
Like cherry blossoms.

By a cooling breeze
Calm, swift skies meet crashing waves:
Indifferent rocks.

Nani? Imi wa?
Jibun wo sekai
sae mo... kaze.

 

[intoTheRain]

hey its saturday
im having a drink right now
would you like one too?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

farts so powerful
watery eyes filled with tears
Taco Bell Nachos

 

[danielrbischoff]

This is now officially a thread with haikus about Taco Bell.

Fresco burrito
wasn't so fresh afterall
gave the rest to links

 

[MattAY]

Let's sod Taco Bell,
we all know Caviar wins,
you fat smelly yanks.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Did you all know this,
In Canada we have fries
instead of nachoes

 

[danielrbischoff]

We've got cheese covered fries too. Don't try to step on America's obesity record, Wicked. Not even in haiku.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Daniel that was not
a haiku you nincompoop
no cheese fries for you!

 

[Festival-Temple]

Ta ta ta ta ta.
"Omae wa mo," he said
"Shindeiru."

Flurry of punches.
My organs are on the floor.
I'm already dead.