Pee q's
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danielrbischoff
Rookie
Someone's trying to earn some Best of GR Awards....
standing in pub restrooms, sitting at home
over the fence
wash your FUCKING hands goddamit
standing in pub restrooms, sitting at home
over the fence
wash your FUCKING hands goddamit
UghRochester
https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester
FOUR WORDS OR LESS!Affen said:
Also, some might think it's funny, some might not. Whoever poops in the urinals are assholes! I hate having to put gloves on and scoop that stuff out at work.
intoTheRain
Regular
Takes a special man to scoop shit out of a urinal at a McDonalds. Thank God there are people out there who will willingly go back to school after finishing 17 years of it to teach a bunch of douchebag kids. Thank God for those who want to work 24+ hours, and do 12+ hour steady surgeries(and have the brains and determination to get there), and thank the Lord above for those that will serve me my fries AND scoop my shit out of a urinal for near minimum wage.
Seriously.
Ugh you're the man, the backbone of the country.
Also, anyone who shits in a urinal deserves to be forcefed that shit and then be lit on fire.
Seriously.
Ugh you're the man, the backbone of the country.
Also, anyone who shits in a urinal deserves to be forcefed that shit and then be lit on fire.
cyberjim2000
Veteran
Yeah, if it was me, I'd wait in the bathroom stalls with a freaking knife.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
used44 said:
Use a lacrosse stick.
Used, same page. Nothing worse than morning wood pee. Personally I like to use the superman position. I rest my legs on the tub and then pelvis down on the toilet. Problem sovled.
FrozenBacon
Veteran
used44 said:
You are a bitch if you sit down to pee. Unless you are pooping, that is.
Only 12 year old boys and people who wear sweatpants go over the fence.
I only wash my hands I get some splashback on them, or am about to do something that would make my mouth or someone else have contact with my dick through proxy (like eating, for example).
Best urinal would be one of the piss tubes on many fobs in afghanistan. It is literally a tube stuck in the ground that you pee into. They are usually right in the open so you are basically peeing in front of everyone, its great.
Delorean88
Rookie
Boner pisses suck, boners period just can cause problems unless you're in a sexual situation. If you say boners are always beneficial my middle and high school selves would beg to differ.
Anybody else find it funny how in another thread is misc we wonder why there aren't more women here and want more and we have a piss thread right below it? At least 99% if the girls I've met would rather confess to a murder than talking about pee/poop
Anyways to Boner pisses..... Standing with a BP has a risk on hitting the sit and sitting with a BP has the risk of having to lean too forward or "bend yo junk" in order to avoid painting the wall a new color.
Worst urinals are ones without walls in between, I'm confident of my junk but the idea of some dick douche next to me spying on my uncovered junk is horrifying. Because lets face it, when your junk is visible in non-sexual moments it never looks grade A but more like a sad pig's tail or grade D........ Am I the only one who feels like this? If so then I was joking..... all along.......
Anybody else find it funny how in another thread is misc we wonder why there aren't more women here and want more and we have a piss thread right below it? At least 99% if the girls I've met would rather confess to a murder than talking about pee/poop
Anyways to Boner pisses..... Standing with a BP has a risk on hitting the sit and sitting with a BP has the risk of having to lean too forward or "bend yo junk" in order to avoid painting the wall a new color.
Worst urinals are ones without walls in between, I'm confident of my junk but the idea of some dick douche next to me spying on my uncovered junk is horrifying. Because lets face it, when your junk is visible in non-sexual moments it never looks grade A but more like a sad pig's tail or grade D........ Am I the only one who feels like this? If so then I was joking..... all along.......
StickyGreenGamer
Rookie
used44 said:
There is.
I used to work at a Shakey's Pizzeria. I went into the bathroom one day, the toilet is overflowing, there is poop in it, on the floor, and smeared on the wall. I thought to myself, man that is disgusting, there has to be some simple way to clean that. And there was.
I turned around, pretended I didn't see it, and went back to working elsewhere. 15-20 minutes later, I saw my boss going in there with rubber gloves and a mask. Problem solved
Standing
On the fence, gotta mark that turf
Fuggedaboutit
cyberjim2000
Veteran
used44 said:
Must be a coincidence and it doesn't have anything to do with the knife set I recently brought.
About "boner pisses", I'd hold my breath so my mind is off the boner or I'd brush and floss my teeth first before taking a leak. Mind over matter, guys.
Eyebrowsbv31
Rookie
^not this again. I try to do my business at work or out so i don't ruin the home toilet. public dumps for the ..humps? win?
