NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheDiesel]

Surprising how much people give a shit about cycling.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

not the cycling, though. It's the investigation that people cared about.

The Notre Dame kid's dead girlfriend hoax is another "who gives a fuck?" story that's trumped up to be something bigger than it really is. Breaking News: Manti Te'o denies being part of hoax. Breaking News: nobody cares.

 

[UrbanMasque]

people raised money surrounding the hoax in his name, and the fact that he didn't speak out about it because it helped his Heisman chances speaks to his character.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Didn't that money go to cancer research? That's still a good cause, cheater or not. Unless Armstrong was lining his pockets with those wristband funds, I don't see a problem.
I'm no NFL GM so that kid's character is none of my concern. Character traits as a concern for the NFL is so bullshit anyway. There's people in the league who've done far worse than play up a dead girlfriend relationship angle, and that still has nothing to do with their play on the field. It's a whole bunch of nothing. We're such babies.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Pulling on peoples heart strings to gain their favor is a whole bunch of nothing..

..ok..

 

[Optimus-Crime]

The people are fine. Their actions to support cancer research is now the only credible part of the Armstrong story. And there's our silver lining.
The people's heartstrings. Really, Urbz?

 

[BlackStar]

If only the world ended when it was supposed to we all would have died respecting Lance as a hero.

This is the reality kids, this is what happens when the Mayans screw us around.

 

[danielrbischoff]

I think we just need to slightly alter the way Lance is used in our day to day lives, instead of respecting him as a great cyclist.

"Man, I wish I could cheat like Lance."
"Nobody dopes faster than Lance."
"Lance has won 7 championships... in cheating."

The reality is that people with cancer will continue to defend him until they themselves die. If you're fighting cancer, you'll cheat/use whatever medicine needed to win. Dude just carried that over into cycling. And really who gives a shit about that sport anyway?





No one.

 

[UrbanMasque]

It's ok to swindle people in the name of a good cause. I'm so naive.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

I was happier knowing my cancer contribution was backed by a champion bicycle rider.

 

[Sourdeez]

I was happier knowing a cure for cancer, you cant overdose on, wasn't still illegal......oh wait. *frowns*

If you would like real medical studies done at places like Harvard please pm me. I wont spam this chat with links.

 

[BlackStar]

Marijuana doesn't cure cancer, it just makes it awesome.

 

[Sourdeez]

 

[De-Ting]

I always imagined having only one testicle would be like wearing an unzipped jacket with something heavy in one pocket, just flapping around and throwing you off-balance.

 

[Green_Lantern]

There are prosthetics for a reason.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Prosthetic testicle is the name of my garage band.

 

[Wes]

And Pro-T is my rap name.

 

[GiftedMonkey]

Neuticles! I learned that after doing some research after seeing something that puzzled me in an episode of the Venture Brothers.

 

[UrbanMasque]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Icepick]

it gets even worse guys, Lance had to apply to another job and was given a trial by some local company

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5c_1359119625