MANIC MAY MAGNIFICENCE: Champion Proclaimed

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Should we give this a go?

  1. Sure, I'd be interested.

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  2. No, this is your first stupid idea ever.

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  3. You're the man. Obvious 2010 Best Poster material.

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  1. Green_Lantern

    Green_Lantern Forum Moderator
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    Sharpies because I like the smell of them...

    And astrolabes
     
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  2. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Sharpies..
    ..abstain.. (I love a good poop tho)
     
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  3. danielrbischoff

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    Sharpies and Poop

    I'd be such a tool if I voted for myself....
     
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  4. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I voted myself because it felt right.

    Sharpie
    Poop
     
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  5. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Dan's birthday

    Today I had one of those days where I could not get a good shit or piss no matter what I tried. I felt all uncomfortable after. So I'm going to have to go with Astrolabes
     
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  6. Delorean88

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    Sharpie

    Poop, all my dumps take a minimum of 20 minutes because I like to release and then wait it out. You can't just poop and run out the door or rush your poop that's dangerous and there can be serious consequences. Last time I rushed a poop the Phillies lost the world series
     
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  7. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    I'd hate to think of what other things you do with yourself because it feels "right".

    Sharpie
    Astrobabes...wait, it's astrolabes? Okay, I still pick astrolabes.
     
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  8. Green_Lantern

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    I always think Astrolabias....


    Take that for what it's worth.
     
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  9. Rakon

    Rakon Rookie

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    Sharpies

    Feeling of a good poop
     
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  10. danielrbischoff

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    lolwut
     
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  11. used44

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    Sharpies
    Astrolabias.
     
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  12. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. MattAY

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    Sharpies
    The relaxing feeling.

    And yes, you did spell it right Ugh. Now just learn to spell the other million-odd words you cant spell.
     
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  14. intoTheRain

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    sharpie, relax
     
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  15. madster111

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    Sharpies and Piss shivers.
     
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  17. daverabbit

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    Sharpie Poop
    Which is an acurate description for the color and consistency of my dumps after drinking Guinness all night.
     
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  18. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Celebrating the birth of our dearest Daniel. The day he came forth into this world. Could there possibly be a more glorious thing? Why yes. Yes, there is now definitive proof that a new Sharpie ($1) before its tip gets dull is much more awesome. Sharpies by 13-1.

    Nothing like feeling the sweet release and occasional shiver accompanying the expulsion of whatever excrement you had on deck, right? Astrolabes probably would've benefited from a more robust knowledge of their purpose. But probably not. That relaxing post-pee or poo sensation by 9-4.


    Next round

    Match 1
    Duke Ferris
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    Dexter
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    Match 2
    Coffee
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    vs.

    Salivary Amylase
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  19. Green_Lantern

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    Sharpies won twice last round? Cool!


    Dexter
    Coffee....The other one is just showing off
     
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  20. MattAY

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