Finally! A reason for me to post even more! Si! Mucho Bueno!
Put some fajitas on the grill and put the Coronas on ice! We're doing it up Latino style tonight!
What do you mean you've never injected cocaine into your dick vein? You do tonight! You're Latino!
We're digging pits, fucking goats, putting the goat in the pit and cooking that bad boy, just like they do it back home.
Line up, guys, from tallest to smallest. Shivving class is now in session.
By the end of the week I promise you you'll all know how to do 3 things: fend off the candy pirates at a pinata party, pass the wire without getting detected, and order off the big boy menu at your favorite Mexican restaurant with with supreme confidence.