In response to Jesus vs Zelda: There Can Be Only One, I would like to call upon the GR staff to respond properly to the so called 'hate mail', in particularly that of the Christians. First of all I would like to state that, although I am a Christian, I did not at all like the Left Behind books and am sure the game is equally as awful. I realize there is a lot of 'Christian' shit out there, which is mainly just an easy way of making money (see any Christian romance novel or TV program), gaining support (see George Bush), or to fear you into believing (see Passion of the Christ and Left Behind). Furthermore, I do not agree with many of the responses to that review, however, they are worthy of a proper response. And even Left Behind is worthy of a non-biased review. Now, there could be several reasons for your inappropriate replies and hateful reviews: 1) You are lazy and unwilling to put forth a proper response 2) You are lazy or unwilling to do proper research 3) You are incapable of reading long responses 4) You insist on making every response 'witty' 5) You long for attention (Publicity stunt!) 6) You enjoy laughing at the anger/frustration of others 7) It makes you feel special 8) You wish to alienate many readers and gain a limited audience with viewers similar to you 9) Your a hater 10) Your mother doesn't love you (I'm testing out your immature, unintelligent, about a subject you know nothing about policy) And Duke, Its not about respecting everyones beliefs, its about not commenting on shit you know nothing about. And remember, The Duke Ferris cult does not exist.