In response to trust_no_one

[shadowcaster187]

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Clueless Veteran
[ ] Loser
[ ] Idiot savant
[ ] Troll
[ ] Me too'er
[X] Spammer
[ ] Utter Moron
[X] Pointless Thread Starter
[ ] Imperialist Scum
[ ] Amateur [insert profession]


You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know what youre talking about
[X] You suck
[X] Spam sucks
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[X] I thought, "What the hell?"
[X] I felt like it
[ ] Would you like some cheese with your whine?
[ ] You posted an "X is better than Y because Z" thread on a board dedicated to Y



To Repent, You Must:

[ ] STFU and sit down
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f'ing FAQ
[X] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[ ] Change your sig to "I love John Ashcroft" until further notice
[ ] Wash, brush and hand-feed matteo's pugs for a week
[X] Watch 5 consecutive hours of The 700 Club
[ ] Forget it, there's no redeeming your stupid ass

Sorry, members of GR. *busts up modem with hammer and eats it while watching The 700 Club*

 

[dUKE]

rofl.

 

[malakian]

heh, I love good humour!

.....so I shall be avoiding tno's posts in future.

 

[Simsy]

Good ol' TNO, always finding ways to streamline the process.

 

[used44]

I'm usually on board with this kind of stuff, but in this situation, I thought the checklist was rather rude and humourless.

 

[monkeygoat]

hehe

 

[Dobby2244]

i dont agree with.. "Idiot savant " thats really offensive.. atleast to me.. its actually not that funny now that i read over it.

 

[trust_no_one]

I never called him an "Idiot savant" though. I X'ed the boxes that were applicable to him.

EDIT: Besides, the funniest humor isn't always the politically correct humor. When was the last time you heard a joke from you local mayor or priest and pissed yourself laughing? Everyone has a different view of humor.

 

[The_Nes_Man]

It's almost like TNO goes to far out of his way for stuff like this. Recall that 2 page sing along? GG TNO.

 

[trust_no_one]

^^ Oh, that was a good one. I had other mods PMing me asking if I had gone crazy.