Optimus-Crime
Rookie
I type reports for work. Lots of them. Well, not lots, but enough. I need to get busy typing less I get rusty. "less I get rusty"? I'm not sure that's the correct phraseocology, and that's why I need to practice.
Therefore I'm bookmarking this space for my own needs. Sort of like a text document, one that's available to the public.
I also figure it will give me a reason to visit this unholy desert.
today I'm typing on a small keyboard, and already I'm hating backspacing because of typos. What man's hands are meant for this keyboard? Not mine. My hands are big, but still soft. A woman at work once told me, "Wow, you have soft hands." Then i read fuck this bkeyboard Then I read, in Maxim, because Maxim magazine is still a thing to read I guess (came free in the mail, don't know why), that out of some random 100 women poll (sounds like made up bs) that a woman says she likes a man with rough hands.
What woman likes a man with rough hands? I have soft hands. I thought that was a plus, and advantage. What s&m bullshit of a woman likes being handled with rough, calloused hands?
I'm thinking the pov of a woman with this logic is that a man who has rough hands must be a hard working man, and knows how to use his hands. Or is adept at building houses. Maybe a house for her, since she's harkening to her cavewoman instincts. This is reverse sexism. But isn't all sexism "_sexism_"? That's like reverse racism, there's no such thing. Unless reverse racism involves some parallel dimension where our negative, probably living in negative film hues, you know the types... the dark blues and browns, like an old roll of film,
and so on
Tihs is fuck ths keyboad, this is the space I'll be using to think aloud when I'm bored and/or I have a few minutes. Enjoy? Block? Do the same? Be a smartass contrarian? (it works! ask me how)
Therefore I'm bookmarking this space for my own needs. Sort of like a text document, one that's available to the public.
I also figure it will give me a reason to visit this unholy desert.
today I'm typing on a small keyboard, and already I'm hating backspacing because of typos. What man's hands are meant for this keyboard? Not mine. My hands are big, but still soft. A woman at work once told me, "Wow, you have soft hands." Then i read fuck this bkeyboard Then I read, in Maxim, because Maxim magazine is still a thing to read I guess (came free in the mail, don't know why), that out of some random 100 women poll (sounds like made up bs) that a woman says she likes a man with rough hands.
What woman likes a man with rough hands? I have soft hands. I thought that was a plus, and advantage. What s&m bullshit of a woman likes being handled with rough, calloused hands?
I'm thinking the pov of a woman with this logic is that a man who has rough hands must be a hard working man, and knows how to use his hands. Or is adept at building houses. Maybe a house for her, since she's harkening to her cavewoman instincts. This is reverse sexism. But isn't all sexism "_sexism_"? That's like reverse racism, there's no such thing. Unless reverse racism involves some parallel dimension where our negative, probably living in negative film hues, you know the types... the dark blues and browns, like an old roll of film,
and so on
Tihs is fuck ths keyboad, this is the space I'll be using to think aloud when I'm bored and/or I have a few minutes. Enjoy? Block? Do the same? Be a smartass contrarian? (it works! ask me how)
