I Broke Majora's Mask

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  1. Boringman54

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    I was so happy when I found a gold, holographic copy of Majora's Mask at EB Games. So of course, I buy it, but guess what I did about 15 minutes after I bought it, I dropped it on the sidewalk and cracked it open. Now, if you shake it, you can hear little pieces of plastic bouncing around inside. The game still works but it has frozen once so far and I'm too afraid to play it again because it might freeze again, well, that and that it restarted back to the part where I was going to be a human again and I don't want to complete all the parts that I've already done again. How ashamed of myself should I be and what should I do to punish myself?
     
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    drink shards of glass and force yourself to vomit, and then swallow your vomit. and then sit on a railroad spike. and then ass fuck a hedgehog.
     
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  3. TheNesMan

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    The punishment for destroying any Zelda game is death. I offer you my condolences.
     
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  4. Boringman54

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    i didnt exactly "destroy" it i just severely hurt it
     
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    Punishment is still death, or at least mutilation of an arm. please put out your dominant arm.
     
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    What is this mercy you show him? No mutilation of limbs, only death.
     
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    just be happy i didnt break ocarina of time, i wud kill myself for that
     
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    You're lucky it wasn't Ocarina of time. That crime is punishable by death of entire family.
     
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  9. gosh ! ! wtf
     
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    LMAO, I can picture NES man Z targeting those who would destroy a Zelda game.
     
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  11. that was horrible and terrible punishment !
     
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    It's so annoying how I'm saving this game because I'm afraid it's going to freeze up again. I'm never saving at those owl statues, I'm only going to save with the Song of Time but I will still use the owl statues to help me warp around the map.
     
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    You should congratulate yourself actually, don't be sucked into the lies of Zelda! Play Mario games instead!
     
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    :):):) i'm on a imac in science hehe and haha I WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE DROPPED IT :(
     
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    HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!! Zelda is THE best franchise ever, Mario is OK but will never replace Zelda for me.
     
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  16. JCD

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    Nope, those two words just don't seem to fit together.
     
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    Oh, they go together perfectly.
     
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    commit hari-kiri, or however you spell japanese ritualistic suicide.
    or to truely suffer, play Bomberman Act Zero for 5 hours straight
     
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    Can't, I got no Xbox 360. I could play a Barbie game though. *shudder*
     
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    holy shit
     
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