GR Productions Present Metal Gear Solid - That's a Wrap!

[Longo_2_guns]

Sightless/women aren't the target audience.

That said, I vote Sigourney Weaver.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Sightless/women aren't the target audience.

What are you sexist, you dongle loving freak? Whats your problem with feminism? You are the epitome of the rape culture we now inhabit. You make me sick, misogynist scumbag.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

On that note, I was very disappointed when I learned that the term "rape culture" meant exactly the opposite of what I hoped it meant.

 

[MattAY]

I'll vote Milla, out of all those girls I think I'd want her to pounce on me like a wolf the most.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Milla it is!

 

[UrbanMasque]

Milla Gets the role!!

Next up - Donald Anderson/Decoy Octopus

This role can be ANYTHING/anybody/even female.
This guy/girl is a master of disguise so for that reason I nominated the best character actor of his generation to make an appearance in this..

Johhny Depp

Although we have seen robert downey jr play a convincing black guy.

 

[Sightless]

Edit: Oh screw you guys. I'm deleting my post now. ;P

 

[WickedLiquid]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-AAAAAAAALT

 

[Bretimus_v2]

They have the same hair line!

 

[danielrbischoff]

JGL, Johnny Depp, and Robert Downey Jr. rotating in and out of the role like the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.... Except no one died.

 

[used44]

A real live octopus.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Oh if we're doing animals Vincent isn't doing anything.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Can we make this person a mystery with some advanced next-level skin tight CGI scramble suit. Syncopy can pull it off. If so, I'd cast myself.

 

[used44]

Doug Jones, the actor who plays characters in most of Guillermo del Toro's films.

Practical make-up effects only. That's how we roll.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I think we're on to something here. Technically, we shouldn't even be casting this since you never actually see Decoy.

 

[UrbanMasque]

Doug Jones in a scramble suit?... perfectly fitting

 

[danielrbischoff]

Technically, we shouldn't even be casting this since you never actually see Decoy.

I'm reusing jokes, Brett's tearing down the very walls of this production studio, Longo, where's Longo? Fucking CHINA?! I'm pulling out. And I'm also no longer funding this picture. Have fun with Dreamworks.

They can't get a fucking thing right these days.

 

[UrbanMasque]

I'm reusing jokes, Brett's tearing down the very walls of this production studio, Longo, where's Longo? Fucking CHINA?! I'm pulling out. And I'm also no longer funding this picture. Have fun with Dreamworks.

Um I'm sorry Mr.Bischoff. You entered into a legally binding verbal contract. I'm having my entertainment lawyer Winston Gleckstein look it over and according to him if you pull funding be prepared to have this place called Urban's Streaming Game Revoltion Kingdom - because we're prepared to sue the shit out of you.

You've vented, we've all had our moments and in light of the emotions surrounding this production we're prepared to forgive all and move on, but please no more threats. Milla Jovovich and KAte beckinsale are already apart of this production so we dont need anymore divas - and between the two of them I have to staff 3 24/7 PA's to wait on them hand and foot - I don't want to have to budget in a 4th for you.

No please sit down and contribute to the conversation.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Doug Jones it is! Should we start writing the script?

 

[MattAY]

Robert Downey Jr.

Tropic Thunder brudda. He's literally the only actor I know that's played a white guy and a black guy.

Apart from the Wahans Brothers in White Chicks....